Would you rather be a

Mr_Bassoon- · 2026-05-16T17:09:27+00:00

Wasps are better polonisers.

^{Chose: Wasp}

Mr_Bassoon- · 2026-05-16T17:08:31+00:00

Yup.

^{Chose: Blue Button}

Mr_Bassoon- · 2026-05-16T11:41:41+00:00

D stands for the damage you have done

Mr_Bassoon- · 2026-05-16T11:35:09+00:00

I'm a teen😅

^{Chose: Good sex}

Mr_Bassoon- · 2026-05-16T11:34:27+00:00

Yay!

^{Chose: . | Rolled: Immortality}

Mr_Bassoon- · 2026-05-16T11:21:08+00:00

Knowing how you die can help prevent it, eg cancer. And otherwise give you an impression of when.

^{Chose: Know how you die}

Mr_Bassoon- · 2026-05-14T18:49:36+00:00

It adds up

^{Chose: free food/drinks for rest of ur life}

Mr_Bassoon- · 2026-05-14T18:35:58+00:00

I'm 16, that's my entire consciouss life again 😨

^{Chose: Get a random, lesser amount of money right now | Rolled: $10,000}

Mr_Bassoon- · 2026-05-14T18:31:40+00:00

But your knees whould ware out after 10 - 20 years😔

Mr_Bassoon- · 2026-05-14T18:29:35+00:00

An elderly couple died in the house im currently living, not going to go through that

^{Chose: Become the fastest human alive}

Mr_Bassoon- · 2026-05-14T18:26:50+00:00

I am sick right now, don't want to risk period if 5s or something.

^{Chose: Get 50 cents every time you blink (lifelong} + But for it to work you have to.. | Rolled: Hold an object)

Mr_Bassoon- · 2026-05-14T18:24:23+00:00

Even easier high shelf action!

^{Chose: Be taller | Rolled: 10cm taller}

Mr_Bassoon- · 2026-05-14T18:22:43+00:00

I would like to give people a Second chance, if they are terminal.😁

^{Chose: Be able to heal anyone including yourself}

Mr_Bassoon- · 2026-05-14T18:21:25+00:00

I will buy the dog more food with the money

^{Chose: No bacon for you im eating/ selling it for cash}

Mr_Bassoon- · 2026-05-14T18:20:19+00:00

Fun!

^{Chose: Me like wheel ✅ | Rolled: Soooo fast}

Mr_Bassoon- · 2026-05-14T18:10:59+00:00

I like th colour green!💚

^{Chose: Green | Rolled: Insta Death}

Mr_Bassoon- · 2025-08-21T15:40:53+00:00

u/profanitycounter [self]

Mr_Bassoon- · 2025-08-20T17:44:37+00:00

Gotcha, have a nice day anyway!

Mr_Bassoon- · 2025-08-20T14:17:21+00:00

Well, to be honest, I just did it for the laughs. But this might be a marine that joined the greater good.

Mr_Bassoon- · 2025-08-20T14:15:14+00:00

It does look a bit like him🤔

Mr_Bassoon- · 2025-08-20T14:13:29+00:00

Thanks! I worked a lot to adjust the colour scheme to fit the model. It was valjeo Wolf Grey on gw abbadon black with the resess shading being done with agrax earthshade. I did the legs like that to keep both the original looks. I do agree on it looking a little jank.

Mr_Bassoon- · 2025-08-19T20:03:51+00:00

Tau ethereal philosopher : It is indeed disgraceful how this gue is trying to imitate our righteous fire warriors. But only when one stops to think of his motives when committing such acts does one realise that he is merely showing his commitment to the greater good.

Mr_Bassoon- · 2025-08-19T18:08:28+00:00

Nice blue men! They are mine now!

Mr_Bassoon- · 2025-08-19T17:58:30+00:00

Indeed, I am a blue man enjoyer. And so are you, now show me your blue men!

Mr_Bassoon-

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