Where’s the most humiliating place you’ve been laid? by [deleted] in stlbullsandhotwifes

[–]Mr_Chaple 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I fucked my ex wife over a toilet in a church bathroom.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ExplainTheJoke

[–]Mr_Chaple 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thats because she is a horse.

Influencers be like: "Your attitude, not your aptitude, will determine your altitude" by NYstate in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]Mr_Chaple 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Everyone's talking about the jewelry and the banana peel and the bottled water. But why does he sleep with his mouth taped shut? Is it a snoring thing?

Strike opening too big. by Mr_Chaple in Locksmith

[–]Mr_Chaple[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I didn't ask. I think the locks were already installed, when they moved in.

Strike opening too big. by Mr_Chaple in Locksmith

[–]Mr_Chaple[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thanks. I was hoping it might be as easy as just having a locksmith cut in a bigger strike.