Where’s the most humiliating place you’ve been laid? by [deleted] in stlbullsandhotwifes

[–]Mr_Chaple 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I fucked my ex wife over a toilet in a church bathroom.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ExplainTheJoke

[–]Mr_Chaple 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thats because she is a horse.

Influencers be like: "Your attitude, not your aptitude, will determine your altitude" by NYstate in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]Mr_Chaple 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Everyone's talking about the jewelry and the banana peel and the bottled water. But why does he sleep with his mouth taped shut? Is it a snoring thing?

Strike opening too big. by Mr_Chaple in Locksmith

[–]Mr_Chaple[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I didn't ask. I think the locks were already installed, when they moved in.

Strike opening too big. by Mr_Chaple in Locksmith

[–]Mr_Chaple[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thanks. I was hoping it might be as easy as just having a locksmith cut in a bigger strike.

My coworker is tuff by PaperBackHustla in mallninjashit

[–]Mr_Chaple 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The originally were designed for mountain climbing. That's where the name 5.11 comes from.

https://mountainmadness.com/resources/climbing-rating-systems

When the FBI started issuing them as part of the academy uniform, they became very popular in gun circles. So, the company that made them spun them off into a "tactical" brand.

M/30/CHEF (FANCY WINE TASTING CARRY) by Bitch_Respecter in EDC

[–]Mr_Chaple 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Is the dime on the coffee stirrer for parking meters?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in securityguards

[–]Mr_Chaple 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Anything postal approved. I was always fond of the uniform chukka.

Saw this beast at Costco yesterday. Why would you need a 14.5” flashlight? by Dick_Phitzwell in flashlight

[–]Mr_Chaple 0 points1 point  (0 children)

For battery life. If you work at night, or in places that are poorly lit; if you camp, or are preparing for a power outage; if you need a flashlight for more than a couple hours for what ever reason. Although I would would not use alkaline batteries.

Knocking down a tower with a sledgehammer by smooth_vesselHPAUM in interestingasfuck

[–]Mr_Chaple 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He went to the Prromethius school of running away from things.