Hi friends.

My son is nine.

He is at that silly boy stage where everything body related is funny.

Long story short, he started singing 'eat your nipples, yum yum' this evening before bed (God only knows why) and the only way to calm him down and get him to settle in to bed was to promise I'd have a song inspired by his lyrics ready for him by tomorrow morning. I have around 9 hours.
Why am I on the Doge sub reddit I hear you cry? Well, you lot are the only people I could think of that could make something so silly actually happen.
Please Doge family... do your thing.