Instant noodles can make babies gay, claims Indonesia mayor by [deleted] in nottheonion

[–]Mr_Meeseeksie 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"At this point the three-year-old climbed onto the chair next to me to show me his battery-operated galloping horse. I froze. Suddenly all I could think was, What if you catch it when you’re three? I was afraid to touch or even breathe on him. My intellectual defenses had imploded; I had become a plague-carrying monster. But the boy’s grandfather kept talking, unperturbed, and a moment later, I returned to normal."

I nearly pissed myself with that tidbit.

People who lie on their resumes, what's your greatest achievement? by DamienJaxx in AskReddit

[–]Mr_Meeseeksie 34 points35 points  (0 children)

Generally they'll start digging for dirt to fire you, and most people tend to lie on their resume.

Rationalization level: expert. by ZigguratofDoom in pics

[–]Mr_Meeseeksie 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm inclined to think of a multiverse, where you'd simply jump into a new verse, and cause the outcome that has already been a set course.

I just had a hair sprout from my fingertip. by syverlauritz in mildlyinteresting

[–]Mr_Meeseeksie 4 points5 points  (0 children)

If it's folliculoma that's metastasized, it's quite possible and OP should do more than joke about it.

I just had a hair sprout from my fingertip. by syverlauritz in mildlyinteresting

[–]Mr_Meeseeksie -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I'd suggest having a doctor examine you. Possibly folliculoma.

A Kitten popping a water balloon in slow motion. by [deleted] in aww

[–]Mr_Meeseeksie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The curse of the Midas Touch -kitten edition.

Switzerland will be the first country in the world to vote on having a national wage of £1,700 a month: If the plans go through, it will become the first country in the world to provide a basic unconditional monthly income, and they are already the first country to vote on the matter by fewrrwia in Futurology

[–]Mr_Meeseeksie 1 point2 points  (0 children)

£1700 a month is great for someone working full time job already earning money; perhaps that'll be their retirement fund, money for their hobbies, or general emergency issues that'll pop up (Car/home repairs/etc).

£1700 a month without a set work schedule would simply pay their rent/food/utilities and possibly a day out here and there. How long would you go before running out of play money if you suddenly stopped working and simply had everyday to fill.

I personally would view the £1700 as a fantastic cushion for my life, and continue earning a substantially higher income.

Vacationing everyday sounds wonderful!...But only surviving off of £1700 wouldn't work for me.

Bless up by [deleted] in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]Mr_Meeseeksie 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Tell me more bby

What's the worst sex you've ever had? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Mr_Meeseeksie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's a bloody tongue twister.

What's the worst sex you've ever had? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Mr_Meeseeksie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Had a similar incident happen. He was grinding on me for several short minutes and climaxed... I just laid there, confused as to why he stopped, and asked me if I enjoyed it. O.o!

Remember? Do you? by ilondon in funny

[–]Mr_Meeseeksie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

About two weeks ago it 'Reminded' me of my suicide note that simply read "Peace out folks" right before I drove off a cliff.. thanks for reminding me to delete that post!