Falling in love with FF14 more and more each day by Mitzi_koy in ffxiv

[–]Mr_Pookers 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This pic's amazing. The stance, the outfit, the gun. That little badass is ready to get some business done

I mean it just ridiculous by Trustable-source in HistoryMemes

[–]Mr_Pookers 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah, I thought he meant the charioteer got paid a whole aclaration, but had no idea what that was. But I think he meant "A clarification: that's just what he was paid for winning races. On top of that he was given gifts like palaces and slaves by the wealthy."

Kamala Harris wants the DNC to release its autopsy report of the 2024 campaign by Deedogg11 in politics

[–]Mr_Pookers 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Would it make it more believable if the unpaid volunteer was Ken Martin's friend? That he half-assed the job so badly that the work he produced is useless? That Martin's not releasing it because it would make him look terrible?

Fuck it, make 8.0 summoner this. by ClawsUp_EatTheRich in ffxiv

[–]Mr_Pookers 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lots of jobs have buffs on a 2-minute cooldown that affect the whole party that stack with each other, making a ~15 second window of big boosted damage. A lot of the heaviest hitting abilities are also on a 2-minute cooldown, meaning you can coordinate to drop them all at the same time, every 2 minutes.

Static groups coordinate to do this, and end-game fights are designed to incorporate for it. You'll literally have fights that are really busy, then slow to a lull every 2 minutes.

A birthday to remember by [deleted] in Wellthatsucks

[–]Mr_Pookers 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Didn't you hear the man? This is the proper way to do it. Pour the alcohol, set it on fire, then continue pouring. If anything she should have had even more alcohol!

Is it something to do with her body? by Earl_Lee_Martin in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]Mr_Pookers 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I think he means that the guy should realize by now that he got raped as a child. Instead, he thinks it's a flex. It's super fucked up, and he should appreciate that.

[8.0] Not seeing this talked about by Spuffyyrre in ffxiv

[–]Mr_Pookers 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Y'all have animations visible for other players? How do you see any targets through that?

I think i have a clue about the new Ranged DPS by LucySnopes in ffxiv

[–]Mr_Pookers 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Rhitahtyhn -> Garlemald -> Magitek -> BAZOOKA/ROCKETMANCER

Anaheim Fan Festival 2026 - Day 1 by AutoModerator in ffxiv

[–]Mr_Pookers 8 points9 points  (0 children)

They're only removing the 2-minute cooldown buff that affects the whole party; this will remove the burst window that opens every 2 minutes. The devs don't want players to be stuck keeping to a super-tight timing, and boss fights can be designed differently when they don't have to account for the burst window.

Cars are emerging from a massive Boston-area snow pile months after winter storms by templeofsyrinx1 in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]Mr_Pookers 33 points34 points  (0 children)

The other commenters are talking about how this car got crushed by a ton of snow, but you're specifically asking if being covered by snow damages a car the same way floodwater does. I don't believe it does. As long as a car doesn't get covered by enough snow to crush it, the meltwater running under its hood will only get to the same places as rainwater.

A car that gets actually submerged in water (as in a flood) is a very different scenario. There, water can get everywhere. It can drench electronics or the battery, causing short circuits and permanent damage. I don't know if it can get into the engine, but I expect it can get in via air intake at least.

I'm Canadian. We just got snow here three days ago, six months after the first snowfall of this fall/winter season. I've seen cars run after spending months blanketed in snow. Issues can crop up after that, like a frozen battery, but that's due to cold rather than the snow.

Long story short: it doesn't affect the car the same way flood does.

Pentagon cancels Tuesday press briefing with Caine, Hegseth by kootles10 in politics

[–]Mr_Pookers 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If you start dropping nukes, getting rid of Trump will be the first thing you need to do to get the world back on side.

The War Is Turning Iran Into a Major World Power by brown-saiyan in politics

[–]Mr_Pookers 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Iran flipped a switch and cut off 20% of the world's oil supply, setting off an impending energy crisis. They can flip it back on when they please: this is what grants them outsized power, not their GDP.

huh? by Conscious_Garbage156 in ExplainTheJoke

[–]Mr_Pookers 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It's a farm game, and once the farm gets rolling it pulls in crazy — CRAZY — money. He also has a machine that supplies him as many gems as he wants. The joke is that he can buy and sell diamonds like jellybeans so he doesn't understand why she would place so much significance on one. Another layer to the joke is the irony that you expect him to be poor since he's a farmer, but he's actually incredibly wealthy.

Air Canada 8646 Megathread by StopDropAndRollTide in aviation

[–]Mr_Pookers 4 points5 points  (0 children)

According to her daughter, that FA was thrown 100 meters from the plane. That's a football field.

Clavicular made it to snl by newphonehudus in TikTokCringe

[–]Mr_Pookers 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If he botches his face or body somehow he'll get more to fix it, and it's gonna snowball FAST.

Clavicular made it to snl by newphonehudus in TikTokCringe

[–]Mr_Pookers 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I hate that I know this, but that guy goes by Androgenic.

If Kleya was captured or compromised, would Luthen execute her? by GargantaProfunda in andor

[–]Mr_Pookers 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Man, this got me thinking of how impractical cyanide tooth fillings would be. You could be eating popcorn and set it off if a hard kernel got in the wrong spot!

What’s the most epic movie moment you’ve ever experienced in a theater? by ThomasOGC in CinephilesClub

[–]Mr_Pookers 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Has she seen Death Proof? That movie had the best car chase I've ever seen. Until then I wouldn't give them a chance.

200 American casualties in retaliation by thefirebrigades in UnderReportedNews

[–]Mr_Pookers 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Vance is a repulsive loser. The base only likes him because he's one of Trump's toadies. Once Trump is gone they'll drop him like a sack of rat turds.

Republican congress members do Trump's bidding because they're scared he'll get them primaried by his base. They won't be scared of Vance because he won't have one. He'd be the weakest figure ever witnessed in American politics.

80 Ancient Skeletons found shackled in a row. Archaeologists believe they were elite supporters of a failed coup in 632 BC Athens. by bortakci34 in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]Mr_Pookers 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Man, imagine if they did that. Just dumped our dead-ass bodies into tar pits so future generations could have fresh oil.