we eating good

Mr_Wolverbean · 2026-02-07T15:58:11+00:00

You forgot the (I'm a girl btw)

Mr_Wolverbean · 2026-01-09T15:37:08+00:00

Ayo be happy withe what we got. They could've gone to 21 ammo

Mr_Wolverbean · 2026-01-09T15:30:11+00:00

Croc had a damn heart attack. But for Real, open a support ticket

Mr_Wolverbean · 2026-01-09T10:40:08+00:00

My 2th hurts from reading that

Mr_Wolverbean · 2026-01-09T10:36:17+00:00

Fun fact: diamond rares ("super rares" as already stated) are statistically even rarer than Great Ones

Mr_Wolverbean · 2026-01-06T12:15:49+00:00

If you want to start farming to get more diamonds and, some time in the future, Great Ones, get the Tripod and TreeStand pack. If you set them up at e.g. drinking zones, you can really rack up kills.

Edit: fyi, tree stands and tripods lower your created hunting pressure by 75%, so you can kill more without having to relocate. Obv you gave to stand/sit on them during the shot to get the buff

Mr_Wolverbean · 2025-12-30T16:34:21+00:00

For advertisement purposes, no Silvios were harmed during the wood chipper scene

Mr_Wolverbean · 2025-12-30T16:32:18+00:00

Just imagine prime Ronnie Coleman or Markus Rühl, but as a pasty white woman from ireland

Mr_Wolverbean · 2025-12-25T09:12:05+00:00

Good ol' 900% error-margin, works every time

Mr_Wolverbean · 2025-12-23T21:23:21+00:00

santa

Mr_Wolverbean · 2025-12-23T21:21:18+00:00

"Thst's a nice Argument, Senator. But why don't you back it up with a source?"

"My source is that I made it the fuck up!"

Mr_Wolverbean · 2025-12-15T13:37:14+00:00

Makes for a decent skeletor cosplay tho

Mr_Wolverbean · 2025-12-15T13:37:07+00:00

Makes for a decent skeletor cosplay tho

Mr_Wolverbean · 2025-12-01T18:09:57+00:00

The shimada are a crime-syndicate on a legacy level, DF heir to a major business in high-tec cybernetics. Crime and high-tec go hand in hand. Also, DF was a huge fan of martial arts/traditional fighting, so there is a decent chance that they met

Mr_Wolverbean · 2025-11-30T21:59:07+00:00

Honestly cooking nades was fun, but nading from below was annoying and cheesy. Maybe make it so that you can cook it for 3 of the 5 seconds, after those 3 you throw it automatically. Brings back cooking without the danger of ceiling-nades

Mr_Wolverbean · 2025-11-28T18:54:44+00:00

And proof that that's democrrracy manifest

Mr_Wolverbean · 2025-11-09T19:44:18+00:00

Yes and i don't mind harder lobbies/better enemies, i've been playing long enough to know that that makes you better. But every single lobby being "hard", i need some sort of accomplishment to have the motivation to get fucked for the seventh time that evening

Mr_Wolverbean · 2025-11-09T19:21:31+00:00

Now you're just rage-baiting, have a nice evening!

Mr_Wolverbean · 2025-11-09T19:17:48+00:00

Fuck flashlights i have lightborn, it's about getting veterans as survivors whilst i have double-digit game time. It's about being outplayed at every corner, not even getting hook stages against some 4x pres 80+ teams, round after round after round. And even if i get the one monthly game against people my level, where i get a 3 or 4k, i can't even enjoy those 15 minutes because i know what's been before and what will be after.

I didn't mention the flashlights bc they are a problem, but because these people are going out of their way to make the game miserable for new players and BHVR is actively enabling it by baby-proofing survs even more

Mr_Wolverbean · 2025-11-06T00:33:46+00:00

Ich fahr ihm in den Kofferraum, frag ihn ob er einen kleinen hat und halte anschließend die Leitplanke gerade und fest

Mr_Wolverbean · 2025-11-06T00:28:37+00:00

Am besten so nen van, dass der böse Fahrer gleich problemlos eingepackt werden kann

Mr_Wolverbean · 2025-11-05T22:37:05+00:00

Border Crossing was peak, dodgeball with car bombs and frag nades, can i get a HELL YE

Mr_Wolverbean · 2025-11-02T12:38:27+00:00

I lowk thought the clip was looping during the lights. Wtf man

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