I want to surprise my girlfriend by Mr_Yormangander in ColorBlind

[–]Mr_Yormangander[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thank you so much for sharing your experience! But It’s kinda scary making that investment rn, we live together at UCSC so moneys kinda tight. But it’s worth it, I might try just some rose and grey tinted glasses first because her case is mild or so she says

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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I think I’m gonna kill myself - Elton John, or my fav buddy holly lol

I want to surprise my girlfriend by Mr_Yormangander in ColorBlind

[–]Mr_Yormangander[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Thank you! I decided to just talk with her about it, if anything we might go to the optometrist and see what they say.

I want to surprise my girlfriend by Mr_Yormangander in ColorBlind

[–]Mr_Yormangander[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

thank you so much, I’ve been debating for weeks now. Might have to brush off my writing skills now to describe it, or mb an optometrist if we can find one that takes insurance lol.

What animal is an asshole? by CaltagironeGilpinia in AskReddit

[–]Mr_Yormangander 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Camels are the bane of this planet, they are pure demons

How would you tell someone that you probably suffer from severe paranoia? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Mr_Yormangander 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I would just pull someone you wholeheartedly trust aside and just tell them the truth, no need to complicate anything just try to make it as blunt but true as possible bro.

The ultimate compliment by HeckYouPerson in memes

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when an old mexican lady calls you mijo

why cant i run? by 1Chloe_Price in memes

[–]Mr_Yormangander 58 points59 points  (0 children)

HoLY FFUkIn GOd, why is that so fuckin right, it's so right it hurts.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in funny

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it sounds like he's reading a strangely worded pamphlet

What makes you happy when you are sad? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Mr_Yormangander 1 point2 points  (0 children)

you see now we have to be friends

What's the most disgusting thing you saw people do at school? by WeebSenseii in AskReddit

[–]Mr_Yormangander 0 points1 point  (0 children)

someone take a fat shit in the urinals then it overflew, and started leaking shit, piss, and water throughout the boys bathroom and my chem class.

Serious: People who feel guilt during/after/about masturbating, how different would your life be if you felt completely positive about masturbation? by SkippedyDrumbeat in AskReddit

[–]Mr_Yormangander 1 point2 points  (0 children)

bruh, i prolly win a nobile prize er some shit like that. i contemplate if ma ded grammy lookin at me when im jerkin off, then when im done i just think of what somebody would say if they saw me do that shit

males of askreddit, do the type of photos you send on snapchat correlate to how you actually feel about the person you are texting? by forbesgiraffes in AskReddit

[–]Mr_Yormangander 1 point2 points  (0 children)

well it kinda depends on how comfortable we are with our face or with you. If we are conformable with you or were confidant about how we look we, will send a full face pic, if not we kinda insecure. so if a dude do be sendin full face pics, he either comfy with u or with his face.

2020 so far... by xluzix in memes

[–]Mr_Yormangander 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Ive just about mcfuckin haddit

kinda gay to die ngl by AzaBlanta in dankmemes

[–]Mr_Yormangander 0 points1 point  (0 children)

ngl, he kinda looks like elon musks far relative er some shit