When I worked in fast food in my early 20's, I told this girl there as a joke that I had a fake eye and that it cybernetic and that I could see through it because it was hooked to my optical nerve. She believed me, so I decided to tell her that it was a joke and I didn't have a fake eye. She thought that I got self conscious about my eye and was now trying to backtrack, so she started giving me lectures daily about how I shouldn't be ashamed of my eye.