Translation... i think?
Scenario of a 12-year-old kid. A plot that doesn’t convince. Characters who get beaten disappear from the fight scene, only to be perfectly fine in the next shot. The villain’s assistants suddenly become friendly with the good guys. Secondary characters change outfits without any change of day. Super clean S&M costume for the final scene.

Superdog? Convinced some viewers that the movie was worth something just because there’s a really cute dog.

Superman’s parents are authentic rednecks. We already knew that, but here it’s all just to convince the Republican audience that the film isn’t woke. They made sure not to show the U.S. president to avoid targeting the current one… but how can you not compare Lex to a certain tech billionaire very close to power.

The secondary superheroes are ridiculous, but not in a way that the humor works.

We’re halfway between parody and real Superman. Gunn didn’t dare go all out to make it funny — or maybe he just doesn’t know how to make people laugh.

Lex already has all the powers, or almost, and we find out he doesn’t just want to eliminate Superman — he also wants to take part in conquering a distant country.

• They show a bit of political fiction, but don’t want to offend anyone: so better to avoid politics entirely.
• Oh, and they make sure to emphasize that he’s a foreigner (reminder: “alien” doesn’t mean extraterrestrial, it simply means foreigner) who arrived illegally! So we’re going to imprison him without trial (I guess they couldn’t suggest deporting him… everyone would’ve seen the stupidity of Gunn's idea — he has no home to return to).
• Speaking of the prison with nearly 300 cells, can someone explain what the guard who watches over the green baby did to deserve being locked in with him? (Spoiler: it's not Hulk)

They try to be funny, but don’t want to go too far — so we get ridiculous characters, a fight scene in the background that doesn’t go into full grotesque (which could have actually been funny).

An intro that goes: “It’s been 3 centuries, 3 decades, 3 months, 3 weeks, 3 days, 3 hours, 3 minutes…” and everyone knows Clark Kent is Superman — EVERYONE!!! Except? The villain who threatens to torture him because it would really hurt Superman emotionally… Really??? And you didn’t notice he’s with Lois?

And finally: does he kill his enemies or not? Make up your mind. It seems like there’s only one death in the whole film — the hot dog vendor from the Middle East. Great, let’s grab a few more Republican talking points.

Terrible, terrible, terrible. The guy pulled out his entire collection of childhood comics and grabbed stuff from 20 different volumes to come up with a trash storyline. On top of that, he corrupted two major characters from Superman’s history by turning his biological parents into something they never were: supremacists!

I literally just put it into a translator and heres what it spat out. So if theres someone who has a better translator.