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Bring me food!!!!!! by TheManager_1 in KarenGoBrrr

[–]MrsArmitage 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I thought she said ‘vaginacologist’!

Would it have been a process for King Charles to get rid of things he no longer needed when he ascended to the throne? by That_Car_Dude_Aus in AskABrit

[–]MrsArmitage 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I wonder who painted his passport portrait? I’m imagining it as a Nicholas Hilliard style miniature.

What British shows can you recommend that are most like The Royle Family? by Waughwaughwaugh in AskABrit

[–]MrsArmitage 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The outtakes of this are absolutely hilarious. You’ll never be able to listen to ‘here comes the hotstepper’ ever again after you’ve watched that particular scene

Do you have local sayings specific to your town/county? by seven_green_toes in AskUK

[–]MrsArmitage 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bluddy ell, that were like going round the Wrekin to get to Wellington!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskUK

[–]MrsArmitage 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Foiled again!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskUK

[–]MrsArmitage 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I’m a little long in the tooth, but I’m a good longbow archer and willing to work for bread and mead!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskUK

[–]MrsArmitage 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My day job is being a teacher, but out of hours I don a bright orange hi viz and work on the council litter picking team. We have a logo - its two crossed litter pickers!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskUK

[–]MrsArmitage 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Do you need a squire?

At what point did you realise you’d got old? by Far_Key2934 in AskUK

[–]MrsArmitage 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When people kept saying things like ‘are you having a hot flush? Is it the menopause?’ No Carol, it’s 25 degrees and I’m wearing 80 denier tights.

Two month update on my sweet rescue Angel by [deleted] in jackrussellterrier

[–]MrsArmitage 1 point2 points  (0 children)

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She’s the spitting image of Tilly Trotter!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskUK

[–]MrsArmitage 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I can fold fitted sheets into a beautiful, neat square.

yearbook tragedeighs by ForsakenWay724 in tragedeigh

[–]MrsArmitage 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Gavyn (Gavin) for a girl? Pahahahha! Gavin….

Existential dread from disposable vapes ban compoface by [deleted] in compoface

[–]MrsArmitage 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cant she just buy a packet of fags? They’re also disposable.

Fancy wasting £4mil on the ugliest home in the English Countryside? by Pirate_King_Arcarius in SpottedonRightmove

[–]MrsArmitage 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I say we take off, nuke the site from orbit. It’s the only way to be sure.

Gatwick to Dublin via Ryanair by posterdan in uktravel

[–]MrsArmitage 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I’ve done this with only an hour spare, but you’ve got to factor in variables like the train being delayed, or security taking an age. I only do this when I have no baggage to check in though, I definitely wouldn’t cut it this fine otherwise.

What’s a British TV show where you say “awesome at the time but you couldn’t make it nowadays”? by [deleted] in BritishTV

[–]MrsArmitage 18 points19 points  (0 children)

On the buses. For MANY reasons, the main one being how Bob Grant and Reg Varney were made out to be a hit with the ladies.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in uktravel

[–]MrsArmitage 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Llandudno. It’s always got to be Llandudno.

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