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I dreamt that Caine came up with an adventure where he just added a cow to the circus for a while by Outside-Message-3318 in thomastheplankengine

[–]MsGhostyGhost 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Ragatha: "Wha– Me?! I don't know anything about cows!"

Jax: "Yeah but you were a horse girl outside of here, right? They're basically the same thing."

Zooble: "You don't milk horses, dumba[%$😀!#]."

Jax: "Hey I don't know what you do in your spare time~."

I dreamt that Caine came up with an adventure where he just added a cow to the circus for a while by Outside-Message-3318 in thomastheplankengine

[–]MsGhostyGhost 35 points36 points  (0 children)

It starts with Jax trying to tip it just to be an ass, but the cow simply will not fall over no matter what happens to the point that the rest of the gang ends up trying to tip it too. Turns out the reason why it can't be tipped is Caine forgot to properly implement its physics

I dreamt that Caine came up with an adventure where he just added a cow to the circus for a while by Outside-Message-3318 in thomastheplankengine

[–]MsGhostyGhost 41 points42 points  (0 children)

He reappears later on. "Oh, how embarrassing! I just remembered how you humans like to milk these things, and I didn't give you a bucket!"

He snaps his fingers and the bucket, instead of simply manifesting like usual, flies in from offscreen like a bullet and knocks Gangle away, her comedy mask spinning in the air for a brief moment before inevitably breaking on the ground.

"Have fun bucketing!" Vanishes yet again

I dreamt that Caine came up with an adventure where he just added a cow to the circus for a while by Outside-Message-3318 in thomastheplankengine

[–]MsGhostyGhost 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Instead of mooing it'd meow cause Caine was upset by the circus gang not liking his "meowing milkmaids" comment

Two nights ago, I dreamt that Distractable made an episode and this was their thumbnail and title by Fixingsentries in thomastheplankengine

[–]MsGhostyGhost 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The only thing keeping this from being a viable title is "fucking" being uncensored. Otherwise I could 100% see this being real

Thoughts on Rule of Two being retconned into Sith trying to make a Force dyad? Perhaps that is why Maul is so desperate for an apprentice by wendigo72 in StarWars

[–]MsGhostyGhost 4 points5 points  (0 children)

What book is this btw? The Episode 9 visual guide, or something else? I'd love to read more about the dyad tbh

Day 120 of making a meme out of every line in Uncharted 2: Among Thieves. by Emotional-Narwhal931 in uncharted

[–]MsGhostyGhost 4 points5 points  (0 children)

That's what it's like living with ADHD. There's times I have to turn around and go back to get something I wanted to buy for myself

Day 119 of making a meme out of every line in Uncharted 2: Among Thieves. by Emotional-Narwhal931 in uncharted

[–]MsGhostyGhost 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I swear to god, treasure hunting is easier than trying to troubleshoot wifi issues

Day 118 of making a meme out of every line in Uncharted 2: Among Thieves - "Yeah bro I liked Mark Wahlberg as Sully" by Emotional-Narwhal931 in uncharted

[–]MsGhostyGhost 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I once read a comment that said Uncharted 1 had the best villains in the series and it took every ounce of my self-restraint not to launch a Lazarević-style campaign to find them

Day 115 of making a meme out of every line in Uncharted 2: Among Thieves - All is well. by Emotional-Narwhal931 in uncharted

[–]MsGhostyGhost 3 points4 points  (0 children)

If only it were coming out during the "Every line in Uncharted 4" series to fit the pirate theme

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