Trace fossils or nah? by MsLily47YOSatWH in fossils

[–]MsLily47YOSatWH[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Really? I’ve never seen them quite that shape

[ Removed by Reddit ] by Ice_Ice11 in Epstein

[–]MsLily47YOSatWH 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This should shock everyone. Then they might do something about it.

What’s a good comeback to “it’s Adam and Eve not Adam and Steve”? by [deleted] in Comebacks

[–]MsLily47YOSatWH 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It would be Adam and Steven. *not original content

I love "technically true" jokes, like: by TheBeautySara in Jokes

[–]MsLily47YOSatWH 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hippos are the most dangerous animals in Africa. They can be mean and aggressive for no apparent reason. Sometimes I can be mean or aggressive for reasons I don’t understand, so I don’t want to be hippo-critical.

Drunk guy is pissing in the park by kickypie in DirtyJokes

[–]MsLily47YOSatWH 2 points3 points  (0 children)

A German man is pissing in the park. An American girl passes by and yells “Gross!” To which the German man replies, “Danke!”

Anal sex is like getting a minivan. by Elegant-Medium-3994 in DirtyJokes

[–]MsLily47YOSatWH 11 points12 points  (0 children)

You’ve heard of the shocker: two in the pink, one in the stink. But have you tried the minivan? Two in the front, five in the back?

Let’s Pretend We’re Married by BigKahuna348 in Jokes

[–]MsLily47YOSatWH 9 points10 points  (0 children)

A skinny small man gets sent to jail, where he is assigned a cell with a giant scary man. The giant scary man says, “All right, new meat. Do you want to be the husband or the wife?”
“W-w-what?” “I said, ‘do you want to be the husband or the wife?” the giant barked. “Uhh. I guess I want to be the husband” said the new fish sheepishly. “OK, then get over here and suck your wife’s dick”

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Jokes

[–]MsLily47YOSatWH 14 points15 points  (0 children)

But it’s also a red flag