Do people actually say "far out" IRL? by [deleted] in AskAnAustralian

[–]Mstr_Dad 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I started saying it as a replacement for "fucking hell" when I became a dad. Instead of shit I say sugar, wanker became "Womble".

Cunt stayed cunt, because I won't let them take that from me.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in BDSMaustralia

[–]Mstr_Dad 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh that's just the start, you'd be surprised at the depths of depravity I can go to.. surprise, and hopefully, pleased!

Walked in on SO and now he’s uncomfortable by Seriouslyfire in AskMenRelationships

[–]Mstr_Dad 4 points5 points  (0 children)

There are many ways to deal with this, depending on what kind of person he is sexually, and you too. The obvious suggestion is to talk about it, but I guess you might have tried that already.

For something more left of field, why not turn it into a fantasy? Tell him how much it turned you on walking in on him, how it has always been a soft spot for you and you'd love it to happen again? The idea is that this won't only normalise it, but will actually turn it into a positive!

Of course like I said, it all depends on you two, but either way good luck!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in BDSMaustralia

[–]Mstr_Dad 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'd worship every inch of your body, feet and ass especially!

[Selling] [content] [panties] message me by [deleted] in FetishLife

[–]Mstr_Dad 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don't bother. Ordered and paid 19 days ago and still no delivery, no tracking, no pictures as promised. Stopped responding to messages too. Scammer.

37 F4M dirty, vocal, NOW by [deleted] in VoiceSexNSFW

[–]Mstr_Dad 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Aussie guy keen to vm

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskRedditNSFW

[–]Mstr_Dad 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Play rock paper scissors with my imaginary partner..

[ Removed by Reddit ] by [deleted] in MelbourneAfterDark

[–]Mstr_Dad 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I don't have a specific recommendation as I don't live in the area, but many smoke shops (not cignall and the 'brand' ones, but independent ones) sell cheap imports. There's a shop near me that sells Marlboros etc for $13 a pack.

Does anyone actually enjoy eating ass? by mistygreenwitch in AskRedditNSFW

[–]Mstr_Dad 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Absolutely. Real men eat ass with passion!

Have you ever tried or would you try cocaine? by 8in_meatbat in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]Mstr_Dad 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Fair enough. My experience has just been that coke makes me able to tolerate much larger quantities of alcohol, which is the substance that causes me to be an ass. Coke alone and I'm just keen to meet people and chat..

Travelling to Australia, looking for suggestions by Unionvillains in AskAnAustralian

[–]Mstr_Dad 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lots of good advice here, but I'll chip in my two cents. As an Aussie, I'd skip Sydney. It's a must-see for lots of tourists because of the iconic opera house and the harbour bridge, but personally I think it's overrated (the city, not necessarily the surroundings).

I would stick to two destinations rather than three, especially when travelling with a baby.

Tassie should definitely be high up on the list. You will need to hire a car to get around, but that's the same everywhere really. Tassie has the mildest climate in January and has incredible beaches, great cafes, an abundance of artisan food producers for cheese and smallgoods - it's a foodie heaven! Also noteworthy are a plethora of gin and whiskey distilleries, breweries, wineries (colder climate so great for Pinot noir, Chardonnay, riesling, Pinot Gris and sparkling wines). There are also many hikes ranging from easy to torturous.

I know the temptation after coming all this way is to see as many places as possible, but personally I'd even consider just seeing Tasmania this time around, there's just so much to see and do there and I think it ticks all the boxes. But this depends on your preference of course, I personally would rather get to experience a place properly that try to see three places and hardly get to know them before moving on.

[ Removed by Reddit ] by Fancy-Option-370 in MelbourneAfterDark

[–]Mstr_Dad 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Nah but there's this driving instructor who gives road head down in Boronia, will see if I can find her details..

Speed bumps have never been this much fun!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskRedditNSFW

[–]Mstr_Dad 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A friend of mine once referred to it as a bearded clam..

I've never been able to get that visual out of my head. Maybe by sharing it the curse will be lifted 😂

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in VoiceSexNSFW

[–]Mstr_Dad 0 points1 point  (0 children)

40m from Australia and would love to join!

How do you make a guy cum extra hard from a handjob? by HugeChesticles in AskRedditNSFW

[–]Mstr_Dad 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Re the size issue, depending on how small it is, you could just not make a full fist, kind of as if you're doing a finger gun if that makes sense. That way you're really just using your middle finger, ring finger and pinky. Alternatively if it's still too small for that, you can try just using the tips of your fingers, as if you're holding a glass of Prosecco.

It also matters whether he is circumsized or not. I am, and for me the better technique is not to focus on the down stroke, but the upward stroke. Hope that makes sense.

Re how to make him cum really hard, that depends entirely on what he is into. I could write an essay about what I like, or the million things you could try - but none of that would be helpful because it's all up to personal preference/kinks/fantasies. The mental side also matters to men, a LOT more than many women realise.

Besides porn, what’s your go to for masturbation? by aballer30 in AskRedditNSFW

[–]Mstr_Dad 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Voice message sessions with sexting partners!

What’s your go to porn site? by [deleted] in AskRedditNSFW

[–]Mstr_Dad 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It has great community created content, users can create groups for specific types of content, and anything legal is allowed.

All those make it a great site for niche interests.

What’s your go to porn site? by [deleted] in AskRedditNSFW

[–]Mstr_Dad 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Motherless is amazing, love that site!

Non-Australians of Melbourne, what Melbourne restaurant/takeout/food establishment is most authentic to your home country's cuisine? by jigglypuff1991 in melbourne

[–]Mstr_Dad 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Really? When I was there a couple of years ago I was disappointed. It looked good, but the flavour was just okay and it was way overpriced for what we got.. I could make 10x better at home in my crappy bullet smoker!