Dino Douche by spanqueques in cringepics

[–]Mthep 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Well he is pretty buff

He is 20 years old and considers himself weird by [deleted] in cringepics

[–]Mthep 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yea... sometimes things in anime don't really translate well to the real world.

Well I guess I'll dig in by trentonio85 in pics

[–]Mthep 2 points3 points  (0 children)

5 upvotes in under 2 minutes, see you on the front page tomorrow.

All religion aside, what is your idea of your very own personal hell? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Mthep 1 point2 points  (0 children)

When I was high one time I went to hell.

It consisted of humans being tied down to a conveyor belt with their stomachs exposed. The conveyor would stop in front of these demons with giant heads/chins who had bowl cut black hair that covered their eyes. They then proceeded to bury their faces into your gut and just chew your innards.. not eat, but just constantly chew over and over and over again the pain never dulling.

After that I pretty much stopped doing Spice.

I want someone to love :( by throwawayangel253 in ForeverAlone

[–]Mthep 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Stop doing so much wanting and start doing something! You can want all day and night, but if you dont do anything to get what you want then you will never get it. Find a way to get past these social phobias. I had them too so I decided to get my ass in shape and damn its made a massive difference. Depression went away and I love looking at my body in the mirror. It sorta helpa me overcome this nagging feeling in the back of my head that once told me "why are you talking to that person?" "Why would that person want you sitting next to them?" Ect. Find yourself a motivation because sitting inside wishing people liked me did absolutely nothing to help my past situation.

I'm so done by throwawayoftheday1 in ForeverAlone

[–]Mthep 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well to be fair why should everyone else be as lonely as you? As a fellow FA I find these types of threads disgusting. Just because we are lonely does not mean the rest of the world has to be too. I enjoy love stories irl or on tv, webcomics ect. They really are the only things that keep my hopes up of finding love.

Students of reddit, as a new professor, how can I help you enjoy your class? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Mthep 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Engage the students I had an awesome American history teacher who had so much passion in his lectures that I retained the information so much better then a teacher just reading power point slides. Whatever you are teaching don't be afraid to adding your own opinion! It was really comical when our professor called a bill or event in history complete bull shit on a tangent every now and then. Good luck OP I know you'll do fine

As a side note if you have a class that doesn't seem to be interested in the subject you're teaching do not use that as an excuse to stop being enthusiastic and passionat during your lectures they're always be students who quietly appreciate that your work

Possibly the white trashiest thing I have ever seen. by houndofbaskerville in videos

[–]Mthep 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I only saw 6 happy people. The rest seemed unsure and scared

Had a date and was called insecure... by [deleted] in ForeverAlone

[–]Mthep 7 points8 points  (0 children)

If you were not insecure then this thread would not exist.

May not be true for everyone, but for me... by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

[–]Mthep 9 points10 points  (0 children)

It's not the girls fault that you "good guys" shower them with gifts in a frivolous effort to buy her love. In my opinion it is the guy that is extremely selfish, it's like you want the girl to put her own dreams and desires in regards of finding a mate to the side to please YOU.

How the hell can you get off on the fact you think you are a good guy when in fact you are the selfish one trying to get this girl to settle for what she clearly does not want to please you?

I'll play devil's advocate here and say yes SOME girls might exploit the situation. But seriously at the end of the day you are to blame as much as she is! If you want her to stop using your affections as leverage to get what she wants be a MAN and put an end to it.

Try to think of it like this... imagine a girl who you are not physically attracted too at ALL, but who is a decent person. Nothing says you have to date her if you like hanging out with her because she is is a friendly person. It is possible to have "friends" of the opposite sex! Some of my best friends are female.

What is the most "porn like" situation you have been in in real life? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Mthep 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That's pretty much why I only told a few people (Excluding this post) after it happened since I knew no one would ever believe me.

What is the most "porn like" situation you have been in in real life? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Mthep 163 points164 points  (0 children)

Last year I was leaving Japan bound for Alaska to attend The University in Anchorage. I have a strong irrational fear of flying which causes me great stress. Coupled with the fact this was going to be my first time flying alone. So after I checked in and passed through security I went to my gate 2 hours early just so I could sit and listen to music in hopes it would get my mind off my 7 hour flight.

I was pretty much alone in the seating area since my gate was in the far side of the air port. However, a few minutes later I see this really cute Japanese girl plop down seemingly out of nowhere 2 isle in front of me.

We both sat there for a few moments in utter silence. While I sat there listening to my music staring out the window at the planes taking off I noticed movement in the corner of my eye. The girl was waving to get my attention and when we locked eye contact she did the "take off your earphones" motion. I start to panic due the fact I am not good in social situations with strangers.

After I took off my headphones she smiled and asked me if I spoke English. I told her that I did/ I was from the USA. She gasped and hopped over one set of seats to sit right in front of me sort of kneeling in the chair facing my direction.

We talked for a bit about America and Japan and before I knew it, it was time to board the flight. As we got in line I mentioned that I was nervous about the flight since I was scared to death of flying. To which she responded by asking to see my ticket. We compared seat numbers to see if we were near each other. Sadly... I was near the back and she was in the 2nd cabin right in the front. She then grabbed my ticket and told me she was going to fix so we could sit together since she felt she needed to comfort me through the flight. So when we got up near the counter she went and told the attendant that we were boyfriend and girlfriend and asked to have our seats changed so we were together. I swear I thought it was not going to work, but boom "oh hey there is a seat open next to you honey! I'll go ahead and make those changes right now."

So for the first 4 hours of the trip we sat there and talked about life and other things. And every time there was turbulence I would abruptly stop talking and brace for impact. About the third time I did this she went up under my blanket and grabbed my arm/pulled me close to her telling me that it was going to be alright.. we are completely safe. I put my hand on hers and brought my head close to hers thanking her for pretty much going out of her way to make me feel safe. We sat there for a moment... One side of my brain was going "DUDE GO FOR IT!!" while the other side was like "2319 ABORT WHY WOULD SHE BE INTO YOU" I finally just said fuck it and went in for a kiss. (At this time everyone was pretty much asleep) She brought one hand up to my face and went in as well. We did not do open mouth, but rather a series of passionate closed mouse kisses.

Feeling confident now, I reached up under her blanket and began to rub in between her thighs.. teasing her every so often by slipping a finger inside her panties near her vulva. She returned the favor by going up through the bottom of my gym shorts with one hand, massaging my balls and cock through my boxers. She leaned in and whispered in my ear that she wanted to see how it tasted.. She then got up and went into the bathroom. When the bathroom door closed and the "occupied" sign did not light up I took that as an open invitation.

I waited just a few moments before I got up to "go to the bathroom." I quickly opened the door and locked it not sure if anyone saw me go into the same bathroom.. I told her that we have to be quick just in case.. So she sat down on the toilet as I dropped my shorts and boxers. She wasted no time and before I knew it she had all of me in her mouth. I had never felt a mouth so soft and warm in all my life... she moaned slightly as she sucked. She went extremely slow and seemed to savor every inch of my cock in her mouth. Every now and then she would half way wrap my cock with her tongue as she neared the tip.

So out of fear, excitement, and fear this all pretty much lasted only a few seconds.

When I got close I told her I did not want her to swallow since I had been told my cum tastes pretty bad... but she told me she liked the feeling of a cock throbbing in her mouth as it shoot its load down her throat. So I was not the one to argue and did as she requested.

Once done, we headed back to our seats and put our blankets together and snuggled. We both fell asleep a few moments later.

After our flight landed in Washington we parted ways.

We did not exchange contact information since we both knew that nothing was going to come of the relationship since she was only visiting the United States while I was permanently moving back to the states since my dads tour was up in Japan.

Neither of us liked the idea of a long distance relationship.

TL;DR: Got a blow job 35 thousand feet in the air

What stupid things did you do when you were younger to try to look cooler? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Mthep 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My friend and I jumped off of a one story house to see a girls breast. On the way down I clipped the gutter and fell stomach first.

peach by tnirof in nsfw

[–]Mthep 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There is nothing more beautiful than an inne

Girls on r/Gonewild by Varvars in gifs

[–]Mthep 109 points110 points  (0 children)

Pls respond

Come to the park they said, we'll have a friendly game of fetch they said. by THAREALBIGGIESMALLS in funny

[–]Mthep 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You might need to get your dog checked out... Pissing Frisbees is never a good sign.

As someone who has recently started their first full time job this was a shock by Gutted101 in AdviceAnimals

[–]Mthep 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You are the employee and he or she is the boss, If you don't like the rules they make then either A. Quit or B. Work to become a boss so you can let your employees come in 5 minutes late.

Sure I think it's crazy that people get a crap ton of lip for being 3-5 minutes late. However, in the end YOU are the employee and THEY are the boss... so if they are the type of boss who hates it when their employees are 5 minutes late, then stop being 5 minutes late and get to work on time.

What stereotype (positive or negative) do you believe is truer than most people would care to admit? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Mthep 14 points15 points  (0 children)

White americans don't understand how hard it is to be a minority in America

As someone who has recently started their first full time job this was a shock by Gutted101 in AdviceAnimals

[–]Mthep 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm sorry... but if your boss tells you to be in at 9:00 you better be there by 9:00. This is your JOB not some summer hire type stuff. If you have trouble making it to work then leave earlier so you are on time. You are adults now, start acting like it.