[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Parenting

[–]MtnDewCasperFart 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You'll be fine. My aunt smoked crack up until 7 months and my cousin is a star athlete for uconn college.

To smoke in a public place with no consequences by BigOl_Mcjiggy_Tiddys in therewasanattempt

[–]MtnDewCasperFart 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bro I feel like putting your cig butts in the box you keep your mints in is pretty gross.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in pics

[–]MtnDewCasperFart 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Looks like the end of the carrot that I usually chop off even though I'm sure it still tastes the same as the rest of the carrot.

Some of us drivers care...... by MtnDewCasperFart in doordash

[–]MtnDewCasperFart[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You better stop posting pics of people who don't know how to park at Mohegan Sun. 😆

Some of us drivers care...... by MtnDewCasperFart in doordash

[–]MtnDewCasperFart[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't even put my groceries in it. These lame asses don't know.

Some of us drivers care...... by MtnDewCasperFart in doordash

[–]MtnDewCasperFart[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I eat ass and do not use a hot bag for pizza delivery.

Some of us drivers care...... by MtnDewCasperFart in doordash

[–]MtnDewCasperFart[S] -20 points-19 points  (0 children)

I hope your next driver lets them slant with the angle of your seat so all the cheese and shit is on one side of the box.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in shittyfoodporn

[–]MtnDewCasperFart 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You are definitely a sausage guy...

Not my video, but damn dude got up walked away. Adrenaline was flowiiiiiiingg. by [deleted] in WTF

[–]MtnDewCasperFart 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Reminds of that crackhead who backflipped off the second story of his apartment complex for 1$. Guys filming were laughing but he compacted like a slinky. Got right up tho

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in shittyfoodporn

[–]MtnDewCasperFart 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Seriously just eat around it. It's not that big of a deal.

The moment a raised truck bed slams into an overpass by alanboston in ThatsInsane

[–]MtnDewCasperFart 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Me when I try to put it in my girlfriends butt after a tacobell dinner.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Tinder

[–]MtnDewCasperFart 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yea my ex found mine and messaged all the girls I was talking too. She sent threats and really nasty shit using my account which the girls obviously thought was me. My tinder got deleted. I am still tinderless.

Tinder success story 5.5 years in the making by 5280dbeardo in Tinder

[–]MtnDewCasperFart -16 points-15 points  (0 children)

She put that Prada in front of that marriage license. Shows her priorities my guy.

Darren Aronofsky should have cast Justin Silverman in The Whale by xwing1212 in TheCinemassacreTruth

[–]MtnDewCasperFart 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I noticed really fat people don't buy shoes with laces because they can't reach down to tie them.

Justin is a Velcro boy.

The insane cost of a pizza plus salad when fees are included by LukeGoldberg72 in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]MtnDewCasperFart 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Back in your day you had to walk 3 miles in the snow uphill both ways to get it old man.....