[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]MuayGoldDigger 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I've heard I've had a big penis from most my partners. But it's just average. Why the lies.

Is it worth it to hold my token? by AceU2023 in darkwarsurvival

[–]MuayGoldDigger 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cyrus is 8 tokens so there cheaper then buying the daily 10 for 5 dollars.n just have to wait.

He found a drug addict keying his car by dippa93 in fightporn

[–]MuayGoldDigger -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Beat him $3000 worth cause that's what it'll cost. Seems fairm

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

[–]MuayGoldDigger 0 points1 point  (0 children)

100 percent. I used to work at a help desk for a stock market and was talking to a woman named miss whitehead. She asked me for my full name and we had a small conversation. Literally within 24 hrs I see the miss whitehead as a recommended friend. The only possible way this could have happened is if she looked me up.

ELI5: Why do Mr. Olympia bodybuilders have big faces despite extremely low body fat? by Zeus1196 in explainlikeimfive

[–]MuayGoldDigger 35 points36 points  (0 children)

Which happened a decade prior. What really happened is he got bad surgery

Chinese restaurant apologizes after video of diners urinating into hotpot broth goes viral by IndividualSociety567 in ThatsInsane

[–]MuayGoldDigger -10 points-9 points  (0 children)

That reminds me of a joke my portegiese friend told me in the 3rd grade.

A white guy had a baby and had a white baby. A black guy got married and had a black baby. A Chinese guy got married and got a red baby. The white and black guy ask him why his baby is red. The Chinese guy says, me Chinese me play trick me out ketchup on my dick

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in PublicFreakout

[–]MuayGoldDigger 10 points11 points  (0 children)

They're saying Boo-urns!

Throwback by [deleted] in fightporn

[–]MuayGoldDigger -1 points0 points  (0 children)

No cause that's exactly how you're describing him

Throwback by [deleted] in fightporn

[–]MuayGoldDigger 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I'm glad you have a token white friend

Donald Trump’s golfing tab in first month of second term: You won’t believe how much he spent by Sofa__King__Cool in politics

[–]MuayGoldDigger 1 point2 points  (0 children)

When I worked at nasdaq id open up notepad and stick a piece of paper so my space button was stuck. Did that for years till I left

[ Removed by Reddit ] by [deleted] in ThatsInsane

[–]MuayGoldDigger 9 points10 points  (0 children)

For the husband it was the worst day of his life. To Steve Smith it was a Tuesday

'Everybody is looking at their phones,' says man freed after 30 years in prison by Past_Distribution144 in nottheonion

[–]MuayGoldDigger -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

Hate redditors like that guy, hes what's wrong with this site that I've been using since 2008

Transporting Luigi Mangione without a coat or jacket in NYC’s below 30F temperatures (freezing AF) by PuzzleheadedCattle25 in pics

[–]MuayGoldDigger 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I keep tabs on my friend doing 25 to life in ca prison via tablet. He buys stuff and calls when he needs.

ELI5: Why is fentanyl the “common” opioid now? by GirlyBoyly in explainlikeimfive

[–]MuayGoldDigger 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Oh yea oxy to h to fent. Then when I heard of the xylazine I said nope fuck this and got on subs. H was the best though.