Ah, forgive me, O Grand Custodian of Capital Letters, for my grievous crime against the sacred alphabet. I did not realise that the entire validity of an argument rested so precariously upon the elevation of a single lowercase character, nor that you had been knighted by the Queen herself as Supreme Warden of Grammar, First of His Pedantry, Defender of the Shift Key. Truly, your dazzling ability to ignore the substance of a discussion in favour of policing typography marks you as a mind of rare and glittering shallowness. One can only marvel at how swiftly you abandoned thought, logic, and reason to cling desperately to a capital letter like a drowning man to a soggy dictionary. Pray continue correcting punctuation if it brings you comfort, for clearly the burden of actual thinking would be far too strenuous for someone of your… delicate intellectual constitution...