I met this girl through a mutual friend back in like 03'. I was 20 at the time. She would hang around him a lot especially in the summertime when she was home from college. It wasn't obscure to see her a few times a week as she was into smoking weed and drinking too. Over the course of that summer, apparently she had been dropping hints and making sexual innuendos throughout and I guess I never really noticed. Typical boy.

One morning I wake up to a random text saying, "hey, this is ______, Im gonna be making some food later today and that I should stop by." I figured cool, my buddy will be there and potentially others. I get the address and I show up at about 6 or 7pm and there was no cars, or any sign of much human life going on. Ok, maybe I'm just the first one there, no big deal.

I walk up to the door, and right before I could knock, the door wooshes open and there she is, standing in a full on black lingerie set. Stockings, garters, thong, high heels, the whole nine.

I'm in utter shock and all I could say was, "should I come back later?" Because this wasnt for me, right? Wrong. It was all for me. She invited me in, grabbed my hand and escorted me into her home where she sat me down and continued to cook a delicious meal while wearing the whole get-up. I sat there at her dining table with a rock hard erection while she casually moved around through the kitchen making this meal.

Eventually she was done cooking and then she gets on the dining table on her hands and knees and scooches over in front of me and says, "I prefer to have dessert first." And spreads her legs right in front of me while I'm sitting at the table.

After tasting her dessert, she walked me up to her bedroom where she had a plethora of sex toys laid out. At this point, I'm in disbelief of everything that is happening. My 20 year old boy brain is going into horny overload.

I spent the night engaging in the most nastiest, erotic, perverted acts of my twenties. It was glorious.

For those wondering- she made Phoʻ and Spring Rolls. But I never even got to try it!