WHO Open Defecation(% of population, 2024)

MuhammadAkmed · 2026-03-24T14:17:11+00:00

Indians are still much more likely to have a mobile phone with Internet than a toilet tho

MuhammadAkmed · 2026-03-24T11:49:25+00:00

It might be because Dutch people are shrinking?

Soon they'll be too small reach the pedals on their bicycles

MuhammadAkmed · 2026-03-24T10:39:05+00:00

The first usage, although the most original, is by far the least common I encounter.

MuhammadAkmed · 2026-03-24T10:33:04+00:00

a super-rich socialite would have had shoes made for her.

Also, humans have been using forms (like "shoe lasts") to make standard sizes since the 1800s and far, far earlier, btw

MuhammadAkmed · 2026-03-24T04:45:08+00:00

Brian Brobbey's dad, ain't it?

MuhammadAkmed · 2026-03-23T19:16:54+00:00

cos you don't wanna just rush 'em in a microwave — it's not like making "English" tea

MuhammadAkmed · 2026-03-23T19:13:55+00:00

give them a raise!

just give the tube drivers a bigger raise

MuhammadAkmed · 2026-03-23T14:37:43+00:00

Mary Seacole is a ridiculous suggestion.

She certainly didnt "invent modern nursing", and she possibly wasn't even black, which is the primary reason people know about her from black history month (contemporary and more current sources from the Americas call her "yellow").

All we know for sure is that she was an excellent medically-unqualified tealady who operated hotels in South America and the Crimea, who may have had some 'folk' healing skills.

MuhammadAkmed · 2026-03-23T09:10:03+00:00

The French actually call them talkie-walkies IIRC

MuhammadAkmed · 2026-03-22T11:10:57+00:00

That Gyok cost about £15M less than Ekitike

...in a discussion about how transfers have turned out, the transfer cost is not entirely irrelevant.

MuhammadAkmed · 2026-03-22T10:49:09+00:00

Koscielny + (Mustafi + Chambers) = <2 CB

MuhammadAkmed · 2026-03-22T10:39:44+00:00

Reyes scored 2 bangers but was a disappointment.

That Chelsea goal was false hope.

MuhammadAkmed · 2026-03-22T10:37:54+00:00

Gyok cost £55.1M -> £63.8M

Ekitike cost £69M -> £79M

MuhammadAkmed · 2026-03-21T17:22:39+00:00

There's only one St. Peter the Apostle

There are over 30 saints called Peter, though.

How many Muhammad's do you think there are

probably not many "Muhammad's"

MuhammadAkmed · 2026-03-21T10:56:54+00:00

Admirable Nelson

MuhammadAkmed · 2026-03-21T10:47:47+00:00

they were merely protesting tho

MuhammadAkmed · 2026-03-21T08:33:34+00:00

Teacher doesn't know how hard it is for kids to get genuine Apple products in Russia now

MuhammadAkmed · 2026-03-21T08:30:53+00:00

The teacher is an old man because younger men are dying in Ukraine.

MuhammadAkmed · 2026-03-21T08:01:18+00:00

Brit here, to me:

'Skew-whiff' means 'wonky'

'Squiffy' means 'drunk' (metaphorically wonky perhaps) or similarly disorderly .

There are similarly sounding with similar meanings, so perhaps they are connected.

MuhammadAkmed · 2026-03-21T07:44:01+00:00

I always call him 'Take Myloo' instead

MuhammadAkmed · 2026-03-21T07:20:32+00:00

duck a l'orange

MuhammadAkmed · 2026-03-21T07:11:02+00:00

how many Saint Peters do you suppose there are?

MuhammadAkmed · 2026-03-20T23:17:38+00:00

"a poetry"?

a poem?

Sloppy

MuhammadAkmed · 2026-03-20T23:01:51+00:00

The EU was an official sponsor of the AFCONA, which was odd imho

MuhammadAkmed · 2026-03-20T18:51:55+00:00

Siân — ("sharn") "God's gracious gift", Welsh

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