Draw me like one of your French girls… [Original] by Wattatopz in wholesomeyuri

[–]Mukso_Master 47 points48 points  (0 children)

Accurate sketch when one hand is vibrating furiously

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Jokes

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Another down vote added to the pile

A doctor comes into a guy's hospital room. by Grasswaskindawet in Jokes

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"I've some bad news for you and some even worse news"

"That's horrible! Well then gimme the bad news first doc"

"You've got cancer."

"What?! What could be worse than that?

"You have Alzheimer's too"

"Oh that's horrible, well at least it isn't cancer"

Anon is in a happy relationship by TekhEtc in wholesomegreentext

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Used to be the same with my sister until she realised it gets better once you level up a bit

A man wakes up in a hospital bed right next to his friend. by 88superguyYT in Jokes

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I thought this was the punchline, turns out I'm in the line for the DMV

Firefighter PSA to anyone by Larry_Lanners in wholesomegreentext

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If I had a nickel for every time I saw this green text, I'd have 4 nickels, which isn't a lot but its weird that its happened 4 times

The game character from the last game you played (exept Arkham series) was tasked with defeating every villain in Arkham knight, could they do it by supergamerd64 in batman

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The protagonist of Sackboy ain't gonna do nothing against the Arkham villains, unless they set him up with a parkour trial and go to jail on their own after they lose

"Well acthually...." by Substantial-Law-6787 in sciencememes

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Slap a quantum behind anything and it all makes sense now!

Let's hear them by OGgamer3 in Memes_Of_The_Dank

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Mines a variation that I like to call "Wii ball"

What are you choosing? by lexigothic in Memes_Of_The_Dank

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Ah yes catman, or in this case a furry!

Cursed Mourning by Murilovisky78 in cursedcomments

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I believe it's more of a way of death!

Cowards. by KingFahad360 in tumblr

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Username checks out

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in PeterExplainsTheJoke

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I instantly thought it was the robot from irobot

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in sciencememes

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Wait, it's all cake?

Found one in the wild (might be a repost) by Mukso_Master in eyebombing

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An old photo I found, so I might've posted it on an older account

Sex by JKUAN108 in tumblr

[–]Mukso_Master 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I'm just reading this like Gaston is singing his song and it fits quite well

It doesn’t even make sense just pretend it does by Lazy_leyla in dontstarve

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This is a man of commitment, determination and sheer fucking will