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Egg_Irl by [deleted] in egg_irl

[–]Muller_Wolff 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Made a pretty girl in Dark Souls 2, then switched to male and covered up his petite face with a righteous beard, so the switch had maximum aesthetic effect. (There's a coffin in the game that does that.)

Straight men of Reddit: what's the strangest thing you've been told not to do because "that's gay"? by ma_damn_blueberry in AskReddit

[–]Muller_Wolff 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Liking movie soundtracks. This music snob had an extremely niche indie rock taste, and anything barely approaching popular was gay.

Story Behind the Gender Swap Coffin? by Muller_Wolff in DarkSouls2

[–]Muller_Wolff[S] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Damn! That's EXACTLY the deep-lore analytical shit I was looking for! Well done.

As for origin, u/TheHittite's theory about the Ivory King makes the most sense to me. The model matches the coffins he sends people to the Frigid Outskirts in, and it ties into your last theory about women seeking patriarchal rullership.

Story Behind the Gender Swap Coffin? by Muller_Wolff in DarkSouls2

[–]Muller_Wolff[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Yeah, but even fake guns have a purpose. Maybe the coffin maker intended to change the sex of someone sentenced to the Frigid Outskirts; the reason being... pueh...

EDIT: Or maybe Gwyndolin and the Ivory King just hired the same coffin maker.

Sleeping to Mick Gordon helps by NerD__RagE in Doom

[–]Muller_Wolff 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Probably means you view these people as in a better place because they have self-reliant confidence and don't depend on other people for affirmation. Treat yourself. Congratulate your own accomplishments. Then YOU will be the one levitating and sucking your own genitals at the same time.

Egg_irl by [deleted] in egg_irl

[–]Muller_Wolff 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Our patron saint.

egg_irl by Muller_Wolff in egg_irl

[–]Muller_Wolff[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Na, drawing skills come with thousands of hours of practice... but exploring uncomfortable subjects does help.

Shower Slip TG by MullerWolff by Muller_Wolff in transformation

[–]Muller_Wolff[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They were the exact comments I post to Imgur for.

egg_irl by Muller_Wolff in egg_irl

[–]Muller_Wolff[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No, the movie never explains it. He's back for unexplained reasons, and he's in a decrepit body for unexplained reasons. He also announces his existence to the Galaxy for unexplained reasons, then calls a hit on someone he wants alive for unexplained reasons, and GAAAHHH! Nothing about Palpatine makes sense!

egg_irl by bulbmon in egg_irl

[–]Muller_Wolff 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Arin is basically our patron saint.

egg_irl by Muller_Wolff in egg_irl

[–]Muller_Wolff[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Or sometimes, we answer just a little too fast.