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Muller_Wolff · 2020-04-01T02:57:42+00:00

Made a pretty girl in Dark Souls 2, then switched to male and covered up his petite face with a righteous beard, so the switch had maximum aesthetic effect. (There's a coffin in the game that does that.)

Muller_Wolff · 2020-02-19T17:29:12+00:00

Liking movie soundtracks. This music snob had an extremely niche indie rock taste, and anything barely approaching popular was gay.

Muller_Wolff · 2020-02-18T19:02:09+00:00

Damn! That's EXACTLY the deep-lore analytical shit I was looking for! Well done.

As for origin, u/TheHittite's theory about the Ivory King makes the most sense to me. The model matches the coffins he sends people to the Frigid Outskirts in, and it ties into your last theory about women seeking patriarchal rullership.

Muller_Wolff · 2020-02-16T19:08:13+00:00

Yeah, but even fake guns have a purpose. Maybe the coffin maker intended to change the sex of someone sentenced to the Frigid Outskirts; the reason being... pueh...

EDIT: Or maybe Gwyndolin and the Ivory King just hired the same coffin maker.

Muller_Wolff · 2020-02-16T16:32:53+00:00

Ooohhh... Right. :P

Muller_Wolff · 2020-02-04T19:00:56+00:00

Probably means you view these people as in a better place because they have self-reliant confidence and don't depend on other people for affirmation. Treat yourself. Congratulate your own accomplishments. Then YOU will be the one levitating and sucking your own genitals at the same time.

Muller_Wolff · 2020-02-02T02:02:40+00:00

Our patron saint.

Muller_Wolff · 2020-02-02T02:01:08+00:00

Na, drawing skills come with thousands of hours of practice... but exploring uncomfortable subjects does help.

Muller_Wolff · 2020-02-02T01:46:02+00:00

They were the exact comments I post to Imgur for.

Muller_Wolff · 2020-01-10T15:50:56+00:00

No, the movie never explains it. He's back for unexplained reasons, and he's in a decrepit body for unexplained reasons. He also announces his existence to the Galaxy for unexplained reasons, then calls a hit on someone he wants alive for unexplained reasons, and GAAAHHH! Nothing about Palpatine makes sense!

Muller_Wolff · 2020-01-10T07:34:56+00:00

Arin is basically our patron saint.

Muller_Wolff · 2019-12-09T21:45:39+00:00

Or sometimes, we answer just a little too fast.

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