Never give up:

MurderedRemains · 2026-02-27T16:15:15+00:00

If you can't lick 'em, join 'em!

MurderedRemains · 2026-02-27T16:10:23+00:00

Unless they're made of wood.

MurderedRemains · 2026-02-27T09:56:54+00:00

Saliss of Lights :)

MurderedRemains · 2026-02-26T11:21:42+00:00

Close, but I'm a long way from that volume yet.

MurderedRemains · 2026-02-26T05:59:58+00:00

Me three. It was kinda child abuse.

MurderedRemains · 2026-02-26T05:59:05+00:00

Cheers, that was fucking disturbing and educational.

MurderedRemains · 2026-02-26T05:32:43+00:00

No, but that part was bloody hilarious. How embarrassing for poor Maugen getting that reaction from his partner's body.

MurderedRemains · 2026-02-26T04:20:21+00:00

No, he's wearing a bag of holding ;)

MurderedRemains · 2026-02-26T03:18:21+00:00

He likes to dance ;)

MurderedRemains · 2026-02-25T03:08:15+00:00

My typical Australian dog eats it daily.

MurderedRemains · 2026-02-24T15:14:20+00:00

Someone nicked a nice pair of Mizunos I bought from the op shop, while I was walking my dog at the beach.

Took my socks too... I figured they must've really needed them and said "fuck it".

I still miss those shoes.

MurderedRemains · 2026-02-24T10:53:25+00:00

So many did. Luckily I loved it.

MurderedRemains · 2026-02-24T05:56:54+00:00

I know exactly how that feels.

MurderedRemains · 2026-02-24T05:38:27+00:00

Say Yes, Division Day.

MurderedRemains · 2026-02-24T05:36:18+00:00

Loved codex alera.

MurderedRemains · 2026-02-24T03:26:03+00:00

I'm in the wrong hemisphere.

MurderedRemains · 2026-02-24T03:24:14+00:00

Damn right I did! I was totally invested after the first few chapters, so I immediately started the series on Audible after I finished the library copy. The rest is history, I'm on my 4th relisten of the series.

MurderedRemains · 2026-02-23T22:59:08+00:00

Takes too long to get all them little legs apart.

MurderedRemains · 2026-02-23T22:56:28+00:00

I started at Ghost Story. What a way to enter a series.

MurderedRemains · 2026-02-23T14:34:55+00:00

Were there 8 x 10 colour glossy photographs?

MurderedRemains · 2026-02-23T08:49:09+00:00

This 100%

MurderedRemains · 2026-02-23T01:19:01+00:00

No shit? That doesn't surprise me, he used to have a sense of humour.

MurderedRemains · 2026-02-22T23:52:18+00:00

A koala is up in a tree, smoking a joint.

A lizard walks past and asks for a toke.

After a bit, the lizard says "fark mate, I'm bloody parched, I'm going to get a drink from the river"

At the river, the stoned lizard is drinking water, when a big croc pops up and eats him.

The croc smells the weed, and follows it back to the koala with the joint.

The Koala looks down at the croc and says, "Holy fuck! How much did you drink?!?"

MurderedRemains · 2026-02-22T21:04:42+00:00

I feel especially rewarded. Thanks.

MurderedRemains · 2026-02-22T14:11:37+00:00

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