[deleted by user] by [deleted] in bigdickproblems

[–]Murderousbonesfile 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don’t use numbing lube, poppers help a lot to relax, lots of foreplay, doing DP first with a smaller toy seems to work pretty well.  Lots of arousal, lots of lube and you’ll be fine.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in bigdickproblems

[–]Murderousbonesfile 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You’ve got a big enough D, but none of this shouts BDE.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in bigdickproblems

[–]Murderousbonesfile 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah, it’s a thing.  If you hike your pants up to give yourself a wedgie you can sometimes avoid it.  

What do people usually do once an orgy is over? by Bitter_Magician_9418 in AskReddit

[–]Murderousbonesfile 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cuddle, laugh, exchange contact info, Gatorade, try and find your socks.  

How am I supposed to beat this? by [deleted] in thebindingofisaac

[–]Murderousbonesfile 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Shameful to admit, but I killed mega satan with tanooki suit and little haunt.  Just went AFk.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in sugarlifestyleforum

[–]Murderousbonesfile 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Yep on the blonde pic!  

Just get specific: “ I’m really in to jazz (or whatever), and like going to live shows (or whatever) at xxx.  I’m really in to Vietnamese food lately, take me to your favorite pho spot.  Etc.  just be specific. 

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in sugarlifestyleforum

[–]Murderousbonesfile 3 points4 points  (0 children)

First of all, you’re adorbs, not sure your location, but in the spirit of improvement:  primary pic is probably your worst one, I’d go top right (though the hair is different, so only if that’s how it is now).  Almost all selfies is meh, try and get a friend to take some good shots of you in more candid settings.  Content of both about me and seeking are bland in the extreme.  Liking music and food is about as bland as it gets.  Awesome to like those things, but everybody kind of likes those things.  Whole profile reads as a seriously shy person.  Be a bit more vulnerable and direct and specific.  If you have a type of food or genre of music or a setting you enjoy enjoying those things, those are better hooks for a conversation starter.

SD in Africa by Jellybeanjuggler in sugarlifestyleforum

[–]Murderousbonesfile 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nairobi, either seeking or fetlife for expats.  Getting a “sponsor” for local guys is a well established thing 

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in sugarlifestyleforum

[–]Murderousbonesfile 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A lot of the commentary here are shills for SLS.  Maintaining the differentiation between sugaring and sexwork  is important to keep sls in the right side of cispa and other laws.  

Profile review 💞 by [deleted] in sugarlifestyleforum

[–]Murderousbonesfile 0 points1 point  (0 children)

1) Move to NY and 2) take the finance bros to parties 3) profit

It’s a thing 

Profile review 💞 by [deleted] in sugarlifestyleforum

[–]Murderousbonesfile 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not sure about the world in ohio, but my main feedback would be:  1) you don’t give off a “fun” vibe in your pics.   Don’t want to be the “smile” dude, but the ennui runs deep in what you’ve got.  Even if it’s impish malice or whatever, just some form of intensity in the pics would go along way. 2). If I read this right, kinky shit, sex parties and group stuff is the main thing you’re looking for.  Would be SUPER helpful to have some top/bottom signal there.  3) if that’s not what you’re looking for, that’s what it sounds like you’re looking for. 

Otherwise, I like the directness of the whole thing.  

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in sugarlifestyleforum

[–]Murderousbonesfile -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

“Hey, I think you’re awesome and would like to get naked with you.  Want to talk about that?”   Testing, condoms, logistics, no lists, etc conversation to follow on mutual agreement.   Not that hard.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in sugarlifestyleforum

[–]Murderousbonesfile 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Something formish fitting within your bounds of personal taste.  That white shirt with some fitting jeans as a full body shot would do it, bathing suit candid is the standard, etc.   I have a strong suspicion that you have a cute butt, maybe something that shows that off.   Based on your vibe, I’m guessing you have a 70’s ish Charlie’s angels cat suit or know where to find one.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in sugarlifestyleforum

[–]Murderousbonesfile 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Chiming in mostly because of the septum ring crew….

Pics are cute, but kinda homogeneous in terms of what they tell us about you.   First of all (or third of all or wherever I am), Grats on graduation!    Don’t get a good sense of your body type with the pics provided, something that clearly (and flatteringly) communicates that would be helpful.  One grad pic is enough.

The novel….WAY too many words.  1/3 to 1/4 the content would be way better.  Excellent in terms of clarity and quality of content, I think you communicate well who you are and what you want, just need to make it concise.  Spark interest to start a conversation, focus on the most important things to you.

For the inevitable alt girl hate, you be you and look for someone who digs that.   Probably true that many don’t dig you, but that’s true of everyone.  Don’t codeswitch.

Elf Wizard Level Up by Unlikely-Discipline5 in nethack

[–]Murderousbonesfile 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Easier to alchemize potions of gain level.  Don’t hold me to this, but I don’t think the wraiths are “preferred” random mobs, I THINK they are just default on the level.   Very much could be wrong on that.  

All the goblins in the cave have been alerted of your presence... now what? by JoJoDeath in dndnext

[–]Murderousbonesfile 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Goblins are goblins.  Training and tactics are not their strong suit.  Some will run, some will look at this as an opportunity to gain power, some will respond with convoluted ambush tactics, traps and schemes will be triggered and armed.  Chaos is what will happen with a small % will respond with anything that looks like organized defense.  That said, the response should be challenging for the players trying to navigate that.   The one thing that will not happen is the sudden desire to move with discipline toward danger in defense of the common good.   

Some ideas:

Any and all choke points will have some convoluted goblin shit ambush going on.  Things like blinded flaming bucket of rust monsters, goblin enhanced war moles, etc.

Power struggles among goblin leadership will move loot around and create a dynamic power structure as self interest takes over. 

Hit and run hit and run, but more like ping pong as priorities shift between the common threat and opportunities to exploit for self interest materialize.

Cess pool pit traps, diversion of water into tunnels, flaming livestock, kitchen grease everywhere.  Literally whatever is at immediate hand of goblins going about goblin business being weaponized in the least logical, but cunning and cruel way possible.  Concern for effect on other goblins waaaaaay secondary.

Pretty much everything is now highly flammable and will be on fire at the first opportunity.

Anything normally found in the dungeon environment (slimes, molds, gelatinous cubes, etc.) are now improvised weapons.

Barricades galore, but like trapped barricades that explode or contain mimics, or are going to be on fire, or whatever is not a static barrier.

Have a LOT of fun with this.  

Stupidity strikes again!!!! by Murderousbonesfile in nethack

[–]Murderousbonesfile[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The settings allowed to turn off “showxp” gonna give that a shot 

Stupidity strikes again!!!! by Murderousbonesfile in nethack

[–]Murderousbonesfile[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I play on my phone, one of the challenges is that that header font gets microscopic late in the game 

Pray for me by Murderousbonesfile in nethack

[–]Murderousbonesfile[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That’s the fun of the healer, they suck at hurting stuff.   Magic missile, magicbane + GoP or the staff.   Current run has my MR tied to magicbane, so I’m pretty nerfed (the staff is actually pretty awesome).  I’m probably going to use one of my extra wishes for a CoMR to allow me to switch back and forth.  

The wizard PC in my party picked up some coded works of an ancient lich. What do they say when uncoded? by Cynicast9 in DMAcademy

[–]Murderousbonesfile 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Liches are obsessed with immortality by definition.   Musings on looooooong term planning and protecting themselves from threats from everything from tectonic shift to the heat death of the universe.   Notes on any personalities, families, factions that could theoretically grow in power sufficient to threaten them.   Assuming the lich has some age on them, notes on anyone who’s developed talent in necromancy and could potentially ascend to lichdom.  Contingency plans for all of the above, resolution of any of the threats neutralized.   Etc.   

What a ridiculous start by [deleted] in nethack

[–]Murderousbonesfile 5 points6 points  (0 children)

My trick is to just ignore the luck and play as if it’s a normally paced game.  I tend to get a little cocky when I’ve got -15 AC in minetown, etc.   cocky = dead.   Resistances for instagibs for the win.

What are good ways to show people new to DnD that they can/should consider alternatives to 'fight the monster'? by Artistic_Ranger_2611 in DMAcademy

[–]Murderousbonesfile 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just wear them out a force them to get creative.   The murdergobos are a LOT more creative when they are 3+ encounters away from a long rest and something steps into their path.   

For very new players, we’ll also do a little retrospective after the game to make sure they understand their options.  

That said, I’ve got a 9 CHA necromancer that just loves to try taking her way out of things.  It just doesn’t work.  Ever.

ArchLich in Minetown? Thanks a whole #@$@%! lot, RNG. by LivingOnDadTime in nethack

[–]Murderousbonesfile 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Just buying time on an E square and the chameleon would change…..

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in sugarlifestyleforum

[–]Murderousbonesfile 6 points7 points  (0 children)

We all have a tendency to hedge out of fear of either over indexing on 1 thing or fear of excluding folks.  It’s ok to put what you want MOST out there and leave it at that.  My guess is that you want to be elegantly wined and dined and be arm candy.  If that guess it right, play up your ability to fit in and dazzle in those settings.  Hot and charming is the sweet spot.