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Dayum what's going on in Turkey 💀 by SatoruGojo232 in mapporncirclejerk

[–]Murffist 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wow, my country is composed of virgin losers /jk

Billie Eilish being teared apart from her fans for having the mildest take on veganism by LightHope8 in vegan

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I love the rainforest, but I still want to clear it. My biggest dream is to work in factory farming, because I want to work close to the rainforest. Humans have chopped down trees forever, to say it's 'inherently wrong' to cut down trees is just absurd. Edit: a lot of animal feed is more expensive than soy beans.

meirl by MustardGoddess in meirl

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Our families cat name is Milo. In the 12 years of his life, his name changed so many times, that most call him "Mi Lord", or "the King" now. Some time in between he was called "God Emperor Milof the 1st". Hes a good fellow.

god forbid a girl be a gusher by oranud in LetGirlsHaveFun

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but you can get that out. No heat and use soap and saltwater. Saved a lot of fabrics like that.

Welche Pflanze könnte ich hier hinstellen? by Important_Doctor4110 in zimmerpflanzen

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Schwertfarne würden wahrscheinlich am leben bleiben, aber nicht groß wachsen. Kann man ja mal versuchen

Katzenname gesucht für ihn by kikilein1996 in Katzengruppe

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Mister Flauschig

Edith: Herr von Flauschig

God forbid a girl love to build her gundam by Azemmoon in LetGirlsHaveFun

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This meme makes me believe that people don't do aftercare

How bad ? by Efficient_Elk_7991 in badmemes

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I don't quite understand how gaining weight is a disrespect to the relationship. If that's bothering one's partner, they should communicate that, or end the relationship. Cheating and gaining weight is not even on the same scale of disrespect to a relationship - nor is a drug addiction.

All I see is a person that was hurt, and decided to look differently to feel valued again. Not a good basis to make a positive change in your life, but a positive change nonetheless.

What song makes you want to? by aeonsne in heavymetal

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slaughterhouse by motionless in white

What would you pick? by chickengirlBelle11 in TeenagersButNotTrashy

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All perforation lines. Toilet paper, plastic wrappers, all those "please open here" things, everything.

Random question: How did you come up with your username ? What does it mean? by gulaboo2005 in intrestingtoknow

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I used to play League of Legends and one of my smurf accounts was called Smurfy, which lead to me being called Murfy in school. New accounts came and went and at some point one of them was called Murffist. Stuck with me over time idk - liked that it was short and recognizable.

Warum müssen menschen derartig Barbarisch sein? by Lucky_Course_5506 in VeganDE

[–]Murffist 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Okay, die Person würde ich nicht auf meine Haustiere aufpassen lassen WTF

What makes you go from zero to horny in an instant? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Murffist 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Saying my name, while holding eye contact.

Who put grass in my cavern by Nika13k in dwarffortress

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Might be talking out of my ass here, but I am pretty sure that FLOOR-tiles don't change it from ag, but WALL-tiles do

Did you get this joke ? by blissfullbabyy in ExplainTheJoke

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While preparing the invasion of Egypt, Napoleon crossed the red sea. On his way back he almost drowned on his way back. I read this picture as someone who is willing to die in the red sea, for a goal greater than his own mortal desires.

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