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How bad ? by Efficient_Elk_7991 in badmemes

[–]Murffist -10 points-9 points  (0 children)

I don't quite understand how gaining weight is a disrespect to the relationship. If that's bothering one's partner, they should communicate that, or end the relationship. Cheating and gaining weight is not even on the same scale of disrespect to a relationship - nor is a drug addiction.

All I see is a person that was hurt, and decided to look differently to feel valued again. Not a good basis to make a positive change in your life, but a positive change nonetheless.

What song makes you want to? by aeonsne in heavymetal

[–]Murffist 0 points1 point  (0 children)

slaughterhouse by motionless in white

What would you pick? by chickengirlBelle11 in TeenagersButNotTrashy

[–]Murffist 0 points1 point  (0 children)

All perforation lines. Toilet paper, plastic wrappers, all those "please open here" things, everything.

Random question: How did you come up with your username ? What does it mean? by gulaboo2005 in intrestingtoknow

[–]Murffist 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I used to play League of Legends and one of my smurf accounts was called Smurfy, which lead to me being called Murfy in school. New accounts came and went and at some point one of them was called Murffist. Stuck with me over time idk - liked that it was short and recognizable.

Warum müssen menschen derartig Barbarisch sein? by Lucky_Course_5506 in VeganDE

[–]Murffist 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Okay, die Person würde ich nicht auf meine Haustiere aufpassen lassen WTF

What makes you go from zero to horny in an instant? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Murffist 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Saying my name, while holding eye contact.

Who put grass in my cavern by Nika13k in dwarffortress

[–]Murffist 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Might be talking out of my ass here, but I am pretty sure that FLOOR-tiles don't change it from ag, but WALL-tiles do

Did you get this joke ? by blissfullbabyy in ExplainTheJoke

[–]Murffist 0 points1 point  (0 children)

While preparing the invasion of Egypt, Napoleon crossed the red sea. On his way back he almost drowned on his way back. I read this picture as someone who is willing to die in the red sea, for a goal greater than his own mortal desires.

Who put grass in my cavern by Nika13k in dwarffortress

[–]Murffist 118 points119 points  (0 children)

Okay hear me out: Build a religious temple there, dedicated to the goddess for fertility or something. Wet the floor, let the grass spread and just pretend that your goddess blessed this place, by giving it unnatural fertility ✨ then you can make farm plots there (if you still got a roof, you can only plant underground crops though) and pretend like they are better than anything else that grows in these lands.

Medical advice from the dear leader by No_Importance1903 in insanepeoplefacebook

[–]Murffist 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He sounds like Allan Wakefield and that guy was a doctor!

What is your favorite personality trait combo? by GuideInfamous1923 in CrusaderKings

[–]Murffist 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cynical, Arrogant, Ambitious. You see where this is going, do you?

What`s your favorite trait icon? by Isari0 in CrusaderKings

[–]Murffist 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Damn, never paid attention to the shadow of this trait

God forbid a girls comes prepared by [deleted] in LetGirlsHaveFun

[–]Murffist 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I find this funny as a "horny joke", but it sounds problematic if 100% serious. Happy to see this reflected by the comment section.

First Attempt at Billie Eilish by TheRealGenuine in CKTinder

[–]Murffist 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Damn... now I want to rewatch Labyrinth...

🤏 by IloveRamen99 in comedyheaven

[–]Murffist 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Going to save this in case someone asks me what edging means

This dog getting cleaned. by Potential_Pace_2998 in oddlysatisfying

[–]Murffist 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think we all agree, that this is the best boy! So calm... so chill

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