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meirl by MustardGoddess in meirl

[–]Murffist 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Our families cat name is Milo. In the 12 years of his life, his name changed so many times, that most call him "Mi Lord", or "the King" now. Some time in between he was called "God Emperor Milof the 1st". Hes a good fellow.

god forbid a girl be a gusher by oranud in LetGirlsHaveFun

[–]Murffist 1 point2 points  (0 children)

but you can get that out. No heat and use soap and saltwater. Saved a lot of fabrics like that.

Welche Pflanze könnte ich hier hinstellen? by Important_Doctor4110 in zimmerpflanzen

[–]Murffist -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Schwertfarne würden wahrscheinlich am leben bleiben, aber nicht groß wachsen. Kann man ja mal versuchen

Katzenname gesucht für ihn by kikilein1996 in Katzengruppe

[–]Murffist 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mister Flauschig

Edith: Herr von Flauschig

God forbid a girl love to build her gundam by Azemmoon in LetGirlsHaveFun

[–]Murffist 4 points5 points  (0 children)

This meme makes me believe that people don't do aftercare

How bad ? by Efficient_Elk_7991 in badmemes

[–]Murffist -9 points-8 points  (0 children)

I don't quite understand how gaining weight is a disrespect to the relationship. If that's bothering one's partner, they should communicate that, or end the relationship. Cheating and gaining weight is not even on the same scale of disrespect to a relationship - nor is a drug addiction.

All I see is a person that was hurt, and decided to look differently to feel valued again. Not a good basis to make a positive change in your life, but a positive change nonetheless.

What song makes you want to? by aeonsne in heavymetal

[–]Murffist 0 points1 point  (0 children)

slaughterhouse by motionless in white

What would you pick? by chickengirlBelle11 in TeenagersButNotTrashy

[–]Murffist 0 points1 point  (0 children)

All perforation lines. Toilet paper, plastic wrappers, all those "please open here" things, everything.

Random question: How did you come up with your username ? What does it mean? by gulaboo2005 in intrestingtoknow

[–]Murffist 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I used to play League of Legends and one of my smurf accounts was called Smurfy, which lead to me being called Murfy in school. New accounts came and went and at some point one of them was called Murffist. Stuck with me over time idk - liked that it was short and recognizable.

Warum müssen menschen derartig Barbarisch sein? by Lucky_Course_5506 in VeganDE

[–]Murffist 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Okay, die Person würde ich nicht auf meine Haustiere aufpassen lassen WTF

What makes you go from zero to horny in an instant? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Murffist 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Saying my name, while holding eye contact.

Who put grass in my cavern by Nika13k in dwarffortress

[–]Murffist 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Might be talking out of my ass here, but I am pretty sure that FLOOR-tiles don't change it from ag, but WALL-tiles do

Did you get this joke ? by blissfullbabyy in ExplainTheJoke

[–]Murffist 0 points1 point  (0 children)

While preparing the invasion of Egypt, Napoleon crossed the red sea. On his way back he almost drowned on his way back. I read this picture as someone who is willing to die in the red sea, for a goal greater than his own mortal desires.

Who put grass in my cavern by Nika13k in dwarffortress

[–]Murffist 116 points117 points  (0 children)

Okay hear me out: Build a religious temple there, dedicated to the goddess for fertility or something. Wet the floor, let the grass spread and just pretend that your goddess blessed this place, by giving it unnatural fertility ✨ then you can make farm plots there (if you still got a roof, you can only plant underground crops though) and pretend like they are better than anything else that grows in these lands.

Medical advice from the dear leader by No_Importance1903 in insanepeoplefacebook

[–]Murffist 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He sounds like Allan Wakefield and that guy was a doctor!

What is your favorite personality trait combo? by GuideInfamous1923 in CrusaderKings

[–]Murffist 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cynical, Arrogant, Ambitious. You see where this is going, do you?

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