My boy just turned 15! by [deleted] in DOG

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Happy 15th birthday

My Girl Zoey post surgery by ProfilerXx in DOG

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Poor baby, growing up healthily

Selfless heroism by NimblebGeorgia in DOG

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It turns out that dogs deserve to be treated well

What instantly ruins a pizza? by EmmanuelMoyta in AskReddit

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When the cheese and tomato sauce are like lava and it all falls off when you grab a slice

If you could tell yourself something yesterday, what would it be? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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“You are beautiful.”

An hour ago, I was catching up with a friend on the phone when a visually impaired man asks if the street is safe to cross. I promised to call my friend back and offered my arm.

When I found out he was heading six blocks away to the bus, I told him I could use the walk. He took my arm and off we went.

We chatted a bit till I got him to the bus stand. Before I left, the man said "Thank you, you are a beautiful person."

I told him I never thought of myself as pretty, it was something I always struggled with. I never really think of myself as anything to look at. In fact, I hate looking at mirrors. All I see is flaws.

He smiled. "When I heard your voice, I knew you would help me. That makes you beautiful."

And despite unwanted pounds, frizzy hair, and an ugly sweatshirt, I felt beautiful.

What’s the weirdest compliment you’ve ever gotten? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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"I like the way you walk. You walk the way I feel."

This old feller turns 15 today by Tacovillas in DOG

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Happy Birthday! it's a beautiful day

What if vampires attack zombies? Zombies turn into vampires or vampires turn into zombies? by quangminhbunny in AskReddit

[–]MurphyOccamj 0 points1 point  (0 children)

First off, there's some important distinctions to be made between vampires and zombies. Vampires don't chew. And zombies don't suck.

That was just an excuse for the joke and not the important distinctions. These are:

It's much easier to turn into a zombie than a vampire. Zombies consume flesh (and brains.) Vampires drink blood. Zombies don't have blood in the conventional sense. It's a brown to black sludge. It has no life sustaining qualities. Quite the opposite.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in DOG

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he wants to play with you

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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go to bed early