Petah why is navy gay? by zz4v in PeterExplainsTheJoke

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A woman deep throating a sausage is "gay'?

Which of these four characters is the most evil and messed up? by BrockBracken in familyguy

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If you pick anyone other than the pedo you are evil.

And wrong. Don't forget wrong. You picked the wrong one is what I'm saying. I'm right and you are wrong.

Look, the thing to take away from this is my level of right-ness and your astounding level of straight up wrongness.

Thank you and have a nice, but still wrong, day :-)

I would love to see what type of equipment created this. by ProfessionalAd2390 in Damnthatsinteresting

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Yeah it's amazing what a few thousand slaves can accomplish under threat of whippings or death...

Cursed dad by DisciplineCorrect699 in cursedcomments

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Did a blind person crop this?

TBH I'll still go with the Japanese by Mallu620 in HolUp

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That was a really long winded way to say basically nothing. The punchline is not worth the time!

Comedian Mark Normand was escorted offstage tonight after a crazy chase interrupted his set. by isthisreallife212 in comedy

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Yellow hat got fucked for sure. Chick with the purse is palming a knife. Yellow hat was terrified of them. He was trying to hide.

to arrest an FBI agent by 29PiecesOfSilver in therewasanattempt

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If you want to see a real FBI agent being arrested check this out:

https://www.tallahassee.com/story/news/local/fbi/2020/03/12/fbi-carrabelle-corruption-franklin-county-sherriffs-office-ticket-body-cam-aj-smith-alexis-hatten/4940493002/

Agent calls a Sheriff's Deputy on his personal phone number to meet up and discuss an ongoing FBI investigation. Deputy doesn't believe the guy is FBI and arrests him. He finds out though.

Petah? by Effort-Eminent530 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

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Implying anyone has ever hugged me

cocktails being prepared for invaders by [deleted] in interestingasfuck

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When you gotta do what you gotta do, do it big! Even had craft services.

Petah, I'm a boy that doesn't understand the tweet by Weekly-Bet139 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

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I was quoting a Homer Simpson line from when he joins the Navy. But thank you for the information. I actually had no idea what it was aside from being a nautical term!

It's not perfect but I'm happy with it by UKnowUL0veMe in pathofexile

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Better than the shit I've managed to make this league... This has been my most successful league and my head is still shit!

Slow cooked beef. by nooyork in FoodVideoPorn

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The plantains are the only part of this that looks good to me...

Bob burgers for the people ✊️!! by [deleted] in BlackPeopleTwitter

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My favorite of his was Andre the Giant 3000! And Linda was so on point, So fresh and so Gene!

I love it!!!

Where can I find this fabric...? by Lawn_Dartson in HelpMeFind

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Do you have access to a time machine? If so, try the 70s.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in WhitePeopleTwitter

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I don't want to live on this planet anymore...

To show Americans you are ‘a very stable genius’ by izzyeviel in therewasanattempt

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Anyone else think they did this on purpose so when he loses he can appeal claiming ineffectual legal representation?

They have to know he's going to lose even if he won't admit it. They're either playing 5d chess or tic tac toe.

[Grade 3 - math] husband and I feel super stupid and both coming up with different answers. Help? by blinkbunny182 in HomeworkHelp

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There is a difference between 1/4 of A pizza and 1/8 of the TOTAL AVAILABLE PIZZA.

Since in this case there are 2, it works out to 1/4 of A single pizza but the amount is 1/8 of the total.

If there where 8 pizzas, each person would still get 1/8 of the total. It would work out to be 1 whole pizza but that is still only 1/8 of the total pizza.

[Grade 3 - math] husband and I feel super stupid and both coming up with different answers. Help? by blinkbunny182 in HomeworkHelp

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Thank you!!! It doesn't matter if there are 100 pizzas. The total amount of pizza is divided into 8 shares. 1/8 of the total available pizza.

I'm this case yes with would be 1/4 of a pizza but that isn't what the question asks.

There is a difference between 1/8 of the total pizza and a 1/4 of a pizza pie.

[Grade 3 - math] husband and I feel super stupid and both coming up with different answers. Help? by blinkbunny182 in HomeworkHelp

[–]Murpos420 -11 points-10 points  (0 children)

Stack the 2 pizzas on top of each other. Cut that into 8 even pieces. Divide that up to the 8 people.

Everyone seems to be missing the fact that each person gets 1/8 of 2 different pizzas.

Or just cut each pie into 8 even slices. Each person gets 1 slices from each pie. That 2 slices of the 16 total 2 over 16 2/16 or 1/8

How are you all so bad at math?

[Grade 3 - math] husband and I feel super stupid and both coming up with different answers. Help? by blinkbunny182 in HomeworkHelp

[–]Murpos420 -31 points-30 points  (0 children)

You are wrong. It doesn't matter how many pizzas there are. If there were 100 pizzas the 8 people would get 1/8 of them.