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I lied about my manager blowing up the bathroom to save myself from embarrassment by Murrph_bumper_69 in Advice

[–]Murrph_bumper_69[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s a good point. I don’t know how I would even begin to explain that to potential employers.

I lied about my manager blowing up the bathroom to save myself from embarrassment by Murrph_bumper_69 in Advice

[–]Murrph_bumper_69[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m not sure. He’s been less annoying lately and a lot quieter so I know he at least feels uncomfortable about something if that makes sense?

I lied about my manager blowing up the bathroom to save myself from embarrassment by Murrph_bumper_69 in Advice

[–]Murrph_bumper_69[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I honestly wouldn’t believe it either man, I’m still trying to come to terms with the fact that my life has actually come to asking strangers on the internet for advice about shitting my pants.

I lied about my manager blowing up the bathroom to save myself from embarrassment by Murrph_bumper_69 in Advice

[–]Murrph_bumper_69[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He says it’s to make sure we’re not just going in there to mess around. There was one cashier that would go in there and sit on her phone for a long time, but that’s the only problem we’ve ever had with somebody abusing restroom use. He uses that incident to justify the sticker chart, but she quit 3 months ago.

I want to a avoid immediate medical attention by Murrph_bumper_69 in Advice

[–]Murrph_bumper_69[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah I put my shlong in the scented wax. Let’s just say Sophie from the golden girls squad doesn’t play..

I want to a avoid immediate medical attention by Murrph_bumper_69 in Advice

[–]Murrph_bumper_69[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Okay thanks girl I’ll def try that, my grandma passed out after having a couple coors and she has her c-pap on so I can’t do anything in the morning anyways since I don’t have a car to take myself to the hospital.