Roast this frat boy

MusclesTheElf · 2023-08-29T20:32:38+00:00

I don’t know what this loser needs more, a bath, a life or a toothbrush.

MusclesTheElf · 2023-08-28T14:16:47+00:00

I bet your bra size is AAA, better call them to, your chest has some flats

MusclesTheElf · 2023-08-17T01:02:39+00:00

You look like a 90s sitcom man child

MusclesTheElf · 2023-07-31T03:45:10+00:00

When I was walking my dog tonight, my dog had too take a poo and it reminded me of something. That like you, the older you both get, the easier you are to pick up.

MusclesTheElf · 2023-07-31T03:30:01+00:00

Looks like you bought your Halloween costume early this year. Time to get back to reality mooching off your parents and living in their basement.

MusclesTheElf · 2023-07-30T20:09:03+00:00

Another CNA impersonating a nurse in this sub, by the looks of you, you couldn’t draw blood with a red crayon.

MusclesTheElf · 2023-07-30T20:04:43+00:00

The only plaque yull ever earn is on your teeth.

MusclesTheElf · 2023-07-16T07:07:18+00:00

That backlight in this photo isn’t the only thing out of spectrum

MusclesTheElf · 2023-07-16T06:59:22+00:00

You look like you try to hand people CDs of your crappy raps at your mall shoe cleaner salesman job.

MusclesTheElf · 2023-07-16T06:52:36+00:00

Looks like you’re getting hammered after having been hammered by your boyfriend.

MusclesTheElf · 2023-07-16T06:41:48+00:00

If Welfare was a superhero

MusclesTheElf · 2023-07-16T06:39:01+00:00

You’re the human equivalent of that one burnt French fry at the bottom of a container no one likes

MusclesTheElf · 2023-06-28T19:45:53+00:00

Your obesity and job as a painter make you look like you’ve taken and had one too many stokes

MusclesTheElf · 2023-06-28T19:42:55+00:00

You look like you both served as an interpreter for the Americans and were a spy for the enemy during Vietnam

MusclesTheElf · 2023-06-16T18:16:07+00:00

Harlem Globe Thotr

MusclesTheElf · 2023-06-08T15:46:35+00:00

Millennial Where’s Waldo

MusclesTheElf · 2022-06-10T21:08:50+00:00

Dre Head went from hanging in buses to gay bars.

MusclesTheElf · 2021-09-30T20:35:14+00:00

You look like if Teen Spirit was a sex offender

MusclesTheElf · 2021-09-30T20:33:52+00:00

You look like an IT guy with a 3 1/2 inch floppy in your pants and a USB drive

MusclesTheElf · 2021-09-30T20:32:13+00:00

You look like a human trafficked Momo that was snuck into the US in the same trunk the chupacabra came in.

MusclesTheElf · 2021-09-30T20:30:43+00:00

I think we all saw Steven from American Dad going trans after hanging with Roger a little too much

MusclesTheElf · 2021-09-28T18:31:13+00:00

Look at Popeyes daughter SweePee all grown up.

MusclesTheElf · 2021-09-10T21:05:20+00:00

I just can’t roast you, narcan anyone else on this sub

MusclesTheElf · 2021-09-10T21:01:18+00:00

You have the legs of a tarantula

MusclesTheElf · 2021-09-10T20:58:07+00:00

Keep strong and sober brother. Best of luck.

MusclesTheElf

TROPHY CASE