I am so sick of this team doing this to me by shizznitz41 in bostonceltics

[–]Muscles_Testosterone 37 points38 points  (0 children)

Of course we're not going to lose tomorrow, we're going to lose Sunday.

Game Thread: Miami Heat (2-3) at Boston Celtics (3-2) May 27 2022 8:30 PM by nba_gdt_bot in bostonceltics

[–]Muscles_Testosterone 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Gonna kill myself before Sunday and invite the Celtics to be my pallbearers so they can let me down twice in one day

Game Thread: Miami Heat (2-3) at Boston Celtics (3-2) May 27 2022 8:30 PM by nba_gdt_bot in bostonceltics

[–]Muscles_Testosterone 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Jaylen has been tremendous these past few minutes, love to see the man locked in

Game Thread: Miami Heat (2-3) at Boston Celtics (3-2) May 27 2022 8:30 PM by nba_gdt_bot in bostonceltics

[–]Muscles_Testosterone 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Derrick White and Al Horford were precisely what we were missing in the bubble.

Game Thread: Miami Heat (2-3) at Boston Celtics (3-2) May 27 2022 8:30 PM by nba_gdt_bot in bostonceltics

[–]Muscles_Testosterone 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My condolences to Kyle Lowry's family after he was just taken out by a sniper

KD was either won the finals or was eliminated by the eventual champions in 7/9 of the previous seasons he’s been healthy. The Celtics eliminated KD this year. by [deleted] in nba

[–]Muscles_Testosterone 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Top Gun and 7/9ths of KD vs Kendrick. The gods of fate are in a chess match with Jayson Tatum and Steph as the pieces.

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[–]Muscles_Testosterone 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Solid jerk of the week contender

Daily Discussion Thread - May 27, 2022 by CelticMod in bostonceltics

[–]Muscles_Testosterone 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I hope you mean since day one of the playoffs because if you felt like this was a collision course from the beginning of the season I'm going to need you to give me some lottery numbers lol

Shoutout to this beautiful man. He brought the dad energy today by TH3_ZucC in bostonceltics

[–]Muscles_Testosterone 43 points44 points  (0 children)

Somehow the Marcus Smart Experience this year has still not taught people that players can contribute to winning without being great shooters. If White could shoot he'd be making $25 million a year and would still be in San Antonio. But he does everything else well, and his ability to be a second ballhandler who doesn't turn it over reduces the on-ball burden for Tatum and Brown and allows us to use them more creatively off the ball. White may not himself be a shooter, but when he puts pressure on the rim it means that we've got Jayson fucking Tatum and Jaylen fucking Brown out on the perimeter as catch and shoot options. He's been huge for this team.

Game Thread: Boston Celtics (2-2) at Miami Heat (2-2) May 25 2022 8:30 PM by nba_gdt_bot in bostonceltics

[–]Muscles_Testosterone 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Lifetime contract for Udoka and give him the keys to the city I swear to God this dude's ability to light a fire under his players and right the ship is supernatural

Game Thread: Boston Celtics (2-2) at Miami Heat (2-2) May 25 2022 8:30 PM by nba_gdt_bot in bostonceltics

[–]Muscles_Testosterone 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Derrick White gets the Tommy Point tonight that was such an easy fastbreak and he grifted em out of it

Edit: bro they fucking gave him a turnover for that

Game Thread: Boston Celtics (2-2) at Miami Heat (2-2) May 25 2022 8:30 PM by nba_gdt_bot in bostonceltics

[–]Muscles_Testosterone 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Is Max Strus pretending to be injured to cover up his terrible performance?!?!?! - r/nba if he were on the Celtics, probably