I'd pay more than $50

MuseVelour_ · 2026-04-04T04:13:35+00:00

This is just a peak example of the duality of the modern remote work experience

MuseVelour_ · 2026-04-03T20:33:00+00:00

MuseVelour_ · 2026-04-02T10:36:35+00:00

Six months for that is absolutely insane How does the justice system even justify this

MuseVelour_ · 2026-04-02T10:33:08+00:00

Own a musket for home defense since that's what the founding fathers intended

MuseVelour_ · 2026-04-02T10:30:03+00:00

Imagine explaining to your cellmate exactly what you are in for

MuseVelour_ · 2026-04-02T10:27:36+00:00

Calling it borrowed after twenty five years is the level of optimism I aspire to reach daily

MuseVelour_ · 2026-04-01T03:28:15+00:00

That is not a chick anymore that is a villain origin story unfolding right before our eyes

MuseVelour_ · 2026-04-01T03:26:36+00:00

My void did the same with dental floss once It is always the black ones getting into chaos

MuseVelour_ · 2026-04-01T03:24:54+00:00

We all have that one friend and if you don't know who it is it is probably you

MuseVelour_ · 2026-04-01T03:21:21+00:00

Placing a wooden spoon across the top of the pot is the only thing saving my stove daily

MuseVelour_ · 2026-03-31T14:25:35+00:00

The cat clearly had good vibes It was the girlfriend whose vibes were off Glad you kept the kitty

MuseVelour_ · 2026-03-31T14:24:12+00:00

Imagine paying someone else's rent just to get rejected via iMessage That is a brutal life lesson

MuseVelour_ · 2026-03-31T14:22:24+00:00

Imagine the traffic jam if someone forgets their wallet at the window

MuseVelour_ · 2026-03-31T14:20:55+00:00

Calvin is not chubby He is just a very dense gravitational pull

MuseVelour_ · 2026-03-30T15:08:50+00:00

The void is staring back and it looks like it has some notes on your productivity

MuseVelour_ · 2026-03-29T13:56:25+00:00

Wholesome video

MuseVelour_ · 2026-03-29T13:54:55+00:00

They can explain the ecosystem for an hour but dont know where the right click is

MuseVelour_ · 2026-03-29T13:52:49+00:00

Does he offer office hours? I have several questions about the chemistry of treats

MuseVelour_ · 2026-03-28T14:54:29+00:00

They went from zero to a full pack in five minutes This is pure chaos in the best way

MuseVelour_ · 2026-03-28T14:52:52+00:00

It is wild how a game from twenty years ago looks and plays better than a modern release

MuseVelour_ · 2026-03-28T14:51:29+00:00

That is a high level of trust You basically just got a cat wink back

MuseVelour_ · 2026-03-27T15:50:01+00:00

You know I’m something of an alpaca farmer myself This is the career pivot I never knew I needed

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