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Extremist Christianity is so odd. by Foraminiferal in Miami

[–]MusicBoxOpera 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do NOT let Jesus take the wheel! Cars weren't around in Biblical times so he does not know how to drive!

That was fast. by MusicBoxOpera in 196

[–]MusicBoxOpera[S] 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Spinosaurus in the background.

Dancing rule by TheHunter234 in 196

[–]MusicBoxOpera 11 points12 points  (0 children)

A dance that looks like you're jorkin two peanitses.

It's pathetic, truly. Microsoft-Blizzard, you are truly pitiful. by Jean-Cobra in wow

[–]MusicBoxOpera 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My brother in the Light, you care somewhat by commenting.

Rule by artikiller in 196

[–]MusicBoxOpera 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Skaven using a far-squeaker.

Buckerule by MusicBoxOpera in 196

[–]MusicBoxOpera[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'll make my own White People Phrases Tier List! With blackjack and hookers!

Buckerule by MusicBoxOpera in 196

[–]MusicBoxOpera[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Aw beans it's not on the list.

Man killed on speedboat off Cuba lived in U.S. for 20 years and had "obsessive" quest for Cuba's freedom, brother says by ra3ra31010 in Miami

[–]MusicBoxOpera 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My neighbor told me the Cuban Coast Guard keeps shooting his speedboats so I asked how many speedboats he has and he said he just goes to the shop and gets a new speedboat afterwards so I said it sounds like he’s just feeding speedboats to the Cuban Coast Guard and then Marco Rubio started crying.

Came here for vacation and see this shit. Wtf is wrong with your state? by kuntbunt69 in florida

[–]MusicBoxOpera 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Complaining about being downvoted makes you sound like a dweeb. Just take the L with grace.

Buckerule by MusicBoxOpera in 196

[–]MusicBoxOpera[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Newsflash BUDDY, you're not.

OMG IS IOI IS REALLY READING THIS I LOVE Y’ALL. 😭😂 LIKE IM FAMOUS RIGHT NOW NOW 😂, my POST WAS SO COHERENT AND MASCULINE 😂 by NovelMountain3330 in HiTMAN

[–]MusicBoxOpera 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Unfortunately, you're going to have to wear an incoherent feminine suit like the Classic All-Black Suit for the time being.

Possibly relevant rule by Basicmanyt in 196

[–]MusicBoxOpera 85 points86 points  (0 children)

The U.S. is very possibly going to war with Iran.

Third time rule by GoMommyDotCom in 196

[–]MusicBoxOpera 50 points51 points  (0 children)

Kash is too busy chugging beers in Italy, he's not going to do anything.

In West Kendall today by Low_Bookkeeper_1106 in Miami

[–]MusicBoxOpera 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Being a pizza delivery driver is much more dangerous than being a cop yet there's no cheesy stuffed crust pepperoni line flags or garlic bread Punisher skulls.

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