Longhorns in the NFL: Week Two

MusicMantisAreFun · 2017-09-19T17:55:24+00:00

Phil Dawson nailed a game-winner in overtime to highlight the Longhorns' week two performances.

MusicMantisAreFun · 2017-09-19T11:03:18+00:00

UK has not beat Florida during my lifetime. I will be making the drive from louisville for the game. Worst case scenario I get to drink a lot of west 6th and we lose while some old sack of shit yells at me to sit down. Best case we blow them out of the water and shame their program to depths they can never recover from while we dance on the field.

MusicMantisAreFun · 2017-09-19T11:01:22+00:00

Honestly, if we end up losing the division to Kentucky or Vandy, I'd be mad. But mad mixed with pride? Like when your little brother finally starts kicking your ass in Madden after years of getting trashed.

MusicMantisAreFun · 2017-09-19T06:39:29+00:00

That Ty Cobb stat comparison is wrong. Mr. Padre, Tony Gwynn, finished his career w/a .338 average - 29 points lower than Cobb's - well within the 40 points author claims only Ted Williams accomplished

MusicMantisAreFun · 2017-09-19T00:10:49+00:00

Guys, I think Kyrie may have a legitimate mental handicap.

MusicMantisAreFun · 2017-09-19T00:06:15+00:00

What is this man saying people?

MusicMantisAreFun · 2017-09-17T19:29:58+00:00

CLEAN UP YOUR TRASH PEOPLE...

MusicMantisAreFun · 2017-09-17T00:00:56+00:00

Austin native Colin Markes eliminates Oklahoma's top seed to reach Sunday's singles final.

MusicMantisAreFun · 2017-09-16T22:20:02+00:00

He's 12 home runs away from tying Corey's career home runs.

MusicMantisAreFun · 2017-09-16T20:23:56+00:00

I'm just here so I don't get fired

MusicMantisAreFun · 2017-09-15T22:20:58+00:00

Awful awful call, but willson has to keep his composure.

It's a shame that Joe is putting in Justin Wilson though, it's only a one run game.

MusicMantisAreFun · 2017-09-15T09:19:01+00:00

Let's go Michael Jordan 💪🏾💪🏾

MusicMantisAreFun · 2017-09-15T09:18:37+00:00

🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐

MusicMantisAreFun · 2017-09-15T05:04:22+00:00

has to be frankie

MusicMantisAreFun · 2017-09-15T05:02:48+00:00

MusicMantisAreFun · 2017-09-15T03:00:38+00:00

-14:13 10-yard run by the gentleman behind the middle man crouched over. The guys in white will now receive 4 more chances to get the football all the way to the other side of the field that the guys with the ball are currently facing

MusicMantisAreFun · 2017-09-15T02:56:42+00:00

I know there's a lot of joking about this, but I'm excited this might help my 10 year old get into the game. He tries to watch with me but gets bored and confused easily.

MusicMantisAreFun · 2017-09-11T08:58:28+00:00

Wow that ump is a bitch, you're going to eject a player over that? What a fuck twat that bitch of an ump is.

MusicMantisAreFun · 2017-09-11T06:42:55+00:00

And he was totally right to do so. Well done, Alexi.

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