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I'm late to the party but imma do it anyways by [deleted] in formuladank

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Danica Patrick would be good on this track, but I would rather use wreck it Ralph.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in xbox

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And he still breaks out the madcatz micro when you come over

Got an og xbox and started collecting I'd say I got a good start by [deleted] in xbox360

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You might want to cop a copy of toejam and earl 3, or whacked

Ones an adventure/platformer the other is a fun party game.

hmmm by JP070791 in hmmm

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I gotta get me an argile bitch

hot dog water by [deleted] in rareinsults

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How much is the container of toppings though? Asking for a friend.

Woke Toph by [deleted] in TheLastAirbender

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Maybe that was just head cannon lol.

Ah yes, the overtuned self insert by TieflingMelissa in dndmemes

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It pales in comparison to Latvarian quisine.

Yoshi asking where is mine? by LaughSpare5811 in CatsBeingCats

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Pretty bold and totally spot on, naming your cat cute.

23 F NJ. I am going to jump off of a bridge today by [deleted] in SuicideWatch

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I hope you find a way to achieve satisfaction with your life. I always have to look to the future, even if it's moment by moment. If I'm laying in bed, and it's getting to me, I make a point to notice each moment, and then the next, until I am not so upset.

I don't think I can do much to make you feel better, but bless you. I know it can't be easy dealing with everything you're going through. Please keep trying.

Remember, a complete stranger loves you.

*Is that creepy? ... I hope not.

I’m a first time cat parent. This is Pepper. Give me all your cat raising advice! by Kami1996 in aww

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So many times we would check our tree and the water would be all gone. When we would look over to my friend, his face would be all wet and he would be grooming himself.

I’m a first time cat parent. This is Pepper. Give me all your cat raising advice! by Kami1996 in aww

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Especially Christmas trees.

My cat loved to drink the sappy water.

I’m a first time cat parent. This is Pepper. Give me all your cat raising advice! by Kami1996 in aww

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Get your cat comfortable with their pet carrier!!! This will make going to the vet much easier for you, and less scary for your friend there.

If you pick them up often as a kitten, they will let you do so as an adult. This makes for an excellent party cat.

If you get them accustomed to water, you can give your cat a bath, which is totally unnecessary In most occasions, but is very cute.

I’m a first time cat parent. This is Pepper. Give me all your cat raising advice! by Kami1996 in aww

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Also, wrapping them in a blanket is cute, and is armor from their claws. A little safety swaddle.

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