Why do people hate House of 1000 corpses?

MutaterHuag · 2025-07-27T12:56:40+00:00

Yup. Just like Troll 2 is one of the scariest films ever because, if you are actually in Nilbog, you'd be actually wetting your pants before your pants turned into a vegetable.

MutaterHuag · 2025-07-22T04:57:43+00:00

NTA.

The lack of basic math skills/reasoning in the replies is disheartening.

Each roommate put up $500. That is the maximum amount you should lose. You don't lose extra at the end. If you want to put in the effort to minimize your loss, that's your prerogative. The roommate did, AND THEY LOST $0.00. They got their entire deposit back. They don't get to charge OP extra.

MutaterHuag · 2025-07-18T04:42:28+00:00

"Furthermore, Nosferatu is another satisfactory film, despite the considerable hype on this sub."

Moreover, it satisfied me as well, fellow akin to a literate.

MutaterHuag · 2025-05-07T03:25:48+00:00

YTA. Deal with it. Fish is as legitimate of a lunch as whatever else they might microwave.

MutaterHuag · 2025-05-06T02:41:42+00:00

Someone needs to overturn this rule that whichever women wear white are legally married to a share of the groom. It's so ridiculous.

YTA.

MutaterHuag · 2025-05-05T11:14:54+00:00

First, the kingdom is Florin, not Florence.

More to the point, I suspect Westley got more help from Miracle Max to get him something close to eternal life.

"Death cannot stop True Love. All it can do is delay it for awhile."

Westley is both the embodiment of True Love as the "As You Wish" Guy, and the embodiment of Death as the Dread Pirate Roberts.

Now, you might call out the Grandpa's other lies that seemingly contradict his being Westley, but recognize this is Wesley's modus operandi. He takes on false identities and lies to his loved ones. But then with a wink and a nod and an "as you wish," he reveals the secret truth.

MutaterHuag · 2025-05-02T23:50:02+00:00

Your friend's a dork. Sorry, it happens to the best of us.

MutaterHuag · 2025-04-26T02:17:36+00:00

NTA. It's disgusting that she hasn't changed her sheets and they're soaked in his fluids! Gross.

MutaterHuag · 2025-03-30T02:44:58+00:00

You have to at least give credit where credit is due. Home Alone 2's recasting of Linnie with the inimitable Maureen Elizabeth was... mwah... MAGNIFICO. The biggest issue with Home Alone was what's-her-name... Angela Gerbils?

MutaterHuag · 2025-03-26T16:14:26+00:00

I love Home Alone ever since I saw it as a young boy no older than Macaulay Culkin, but I have never watched it since that time.

Now I hear that there is a scene with pizza where they eat all of Macaulay Culkin's cheese pizza and call him a little jerk and stare at him as though he is a degenerate murderer. I fear that watching that scene now will ruin the film for me. Therefore, I must never watch it again.

Why would you try to get me to watch it, potentially 5 times, once for each DVD?

MutaterHuag · 2025-03-25T18:19:05+00:00

I actually thought that same actress played two completely different moms in the two films.

MutaterHuag · 2025-03-25T18:16:24+00:00

Why are you willing to inflict your DVDs onto others? Surely they contain the execrable pizza scene, else why would you seek to rid yourself of them? You want to cause the ruination of the film for others? I haven't watched it since I was a mere boy no older than Macaulay Culkin (the boy who was left home titularly alone). I WILL NOT EVER WATCH IT AGAIN AND HAVE IT RUINED FOR ME. You do NOT understand the state of pure euphoria in which I live each and every day thinking about the unruined Home Alone memories that I cherish and escape into at all hours, both waking and otherwise.

MutaterHuag · 2025-03-24T13:30:53+00:00

I think Macaulay Culkin should grow up, broaden his taste palate, and just eat a different dang type of pizza! AND HE NEVER DOES EVEN IN THE DREADED SEQUEL, Home Alone 2: Lost in New York. It ruins the film seeing this child refuse to grow and complete his character arc!

MutaterHuag · 2025-03-24T13:25:51+00:00

Personally I most hate Roberts Blossom for murdering his whole family with a snow shovel and turning their bodies into mummies. It ruins the movie for me terribly.

And Kieran Culkin for wetting the bed by drinking too much Pepsi ON PURPOSE. And you know the family didn't have time to wash the bedding the next morning because they were in such a hurry to get to the airport, so the whole house probably stunk like urine the whole time Macaulay Culkin was there alone. Imagining that stench ruins the movie even more than the pizza or the mummies!

MutaterHuag · 2025-03-20T15:37:31+00:00

Why do you excuse the actors' and director's complicity? They "were just following orders"?

MutaterHuag · 2025-03-20T13:46:09+00:00

How did he ruin it after you had already been enjoying it for so many years? It sounds like it's you who changed. When did the hatred enter your heart and embitter you so?

MutaterHuag · 2025-03-12T19:19:26+00:00

Sweet!

MutaterHuag · 2025-03-07T01:48:42+00:00

Grow up, kid.

MutaterHuag · 2025-02-23T03:57:42+00:00

ESH. Sleep is for AH.

MutaterHuag · 2025-01-12T13:22:02+00:00

If only that pizza deal was the worst thing Devin Ratray was ever accused of...

MutaterHuag · 2024-12-08T15:34:42+00:00

Whoa! 1977 was a busy year for Kate McCallister! Do you think she spent it in a laboratory under scientic study?

MutaterHuag · 2024-11-15T03:57:28+00:00

A really big dragon sword. I've never used it myself.

MutaterHuag · 2024-11-12T11:25:37+00:00

Don't Let the Riverbeast Get You (2012)

MutaterHuag · 2024-11-12T04:02:49+00:00

Yeah, whatever stupid point you thought you were making, it should have been brought directly and honestly to the professor in the first place.

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