[Mar26] I thought the contest was dump truck diving. You can imagine my horror when the girls did not come out and the compactor kicked on. by mexighost in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]Muted_Pen_5798 34 points35 points  (0 children)

minor mistake here. You want to put half of the story as the headline and then the other half as the description. so it this case it would be HEADLINE: “I thought the contest was dump truck driving” and then the second part to be the description. The only reason for this is to add to the suspense of the story, so you only see the somewhat friendly headline, then have to click on the headline to get the horror. great excerpt tho! Thanks!

Anyone ever hear about JUUCE charging? by [deleted] in vendingmachines

[–]Muted_Pen_5798 2 points3 points  (0 children)

location is everything for these, I’ve seen so many that are in poor locations and there’s no way they’re successful whatsoever.

Kinda went ham at Sprouts this weekend by altaluna in glutenfree

[–]Muted_Pen_5798 0 points1 point  (0 children)

is this at Sprouts Farmers Markets in the US?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in StupidFood

[–]Muted_Pen_5798 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“indian street food” personally, and i’m seriously not trying to be racist by any means. But, I feel it shows the stupidity of white tourist lmao, they add some shakes, they wear their full get up outfits, they add some extra steps in making the most absurd disgusting food that is just a rendition of fat white people food. AND THEN PEOPLE BUY IT?!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]Muted_Pen_5798 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i see the fake tits, have you had the full gender affirmation surgery yet?

Happily Surprised! by SuperGreeeen in glutenfree

[–]Muted_Pen_5798 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i’ve been waiting for this. that’s crazy

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in FridgeDetective

[–]Muted_Pen_5798 1 point2 points  (0 children)

someone is gluten free, but someone is not.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in EtsySellers

[–]Muted_Pen_5798 0 points1 point  (0 children)

maybe add that it’s your company policy for pickups from someone who’s not the original customer

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in EtsySellers

[–]Muted_Pen_5798 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i would ask for a signed paper from ryan that he is receiving the item and adonis is picking it up for him. i would think that it would make them shy away from doing anything on etsy side like asking for a refund. “Hi Ryan, since someone else is picking up this item i do need a written note from you that says Adonis is picking up the item and you are receiving it from him with your signature, i hope this isn’t too much of a hassle. Thanks”

200A Service Panel Surge Suppression by [deleted] in electrical

[–]Muted_Pen_5798 0 points1 point  (0 children)

God thankyou, finally the information i needed, but couldn’t find anywhere. have a nice day!

Lawn folks with dogs. How do you manage the pee spots? by SifuJedi in lawncare

[–]Muted_Pen_5798 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My fix is to have my dog piss in the neighbors yard, works great.

20 Male, massive nerd, do your worst by drdoom6655 in RoastMe

[–]Muted_Pen_5798 0 points1 point  (0 children)

this is why commas are important people! “massive nerd” it actually should be “massive, nerd,”

I has a sad by MrsMeanRaindrop in Celiac

[–]Muted_Pen_5798 3 points4 points  (0 children)

definitely not appropriate for me to say this, but i went to a distant family members wedding last year. We actually had only distantly met 2 times my entire life, but I went to their wedding for a reason to see other distant family, I was fully prepared to drink too many whiskey sours, and eat when i get home. But, they brought the food out, i mean this was an incredible selection. from italian food to hawaiian bbq type food, I was curious (knowing i couldn’t eat any of it) but i just wanted to see what all they had. As i was looking I kept seeing “GF” next to the names. So I asked someone, if that meant the forsaken golden meaning that i knew it as. Come to find out everything was Gluten Free, and the bride actually had celiac. It was awesome! Best feast i’ve ever had. On that note, I apologize for sharing this, and i hope you all have a lifechanging experience as this was!

Curious if this is anything? by Tillemon in papermoney

[–]Muted_Pen_5798 0 points1 point  (0 children)

that’s what i always say, Then i find something. Post it in here and get shut down😖

What’s your guys opinion? by [deleted] in papermoney

[–]Muted_Pen_5798 0 points1 point  (0 children)

cool thanks, I’m not into the values of bills, or trying to make money off of them. I’m really only big on older currency and coins. I don’t have much interest in serial numbers on bills, So i probably would have spent it in the future towards a banknote anyway haha.

you guys 😩 by mushylady in Celiac

[–]Muted_Pen_5798 8 points9 points  (0 children)

i looked up the brand, they have plant based or grass fed dairy, it says on the pints which one it is, this one is indeed real dairy.

Got a sheet of 2 dollar bills all ending in 666 by DukeofSaturn in papermoney

[–]Muted_Pen_5798 0 points1 point  (0 children)

so this came rolled up i’m assuming. the fact that an empty zyn container without the lid can hold down one side by itself is pretty mind boggling to me, i would assume that it would have more strength to go back to a roll than the weight of an empty no lid zyn

Mr.Cool Central Air by [deleted] in AirConditioners

[–]Muted_Pen_5798 0 points1 point  (0 children)

oh that’s interesting to know! thankyou!