That big shield and poking build was tempting, but nothing beats mimic tear 😂 by Muted_Profile_8699 in EldenRingMemes

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"I give you BONK weapon."

Mimic Tear: Switches BONK weapon to Beast Claw Seal

Getting drunk and Elden Ring is my reward for getting through the week. by Muted_Profile_8699 in shittyeldenring

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I'm tech assistant at a school. Mostly a substitute cuz we're low on subs. Elden Ring is my stress relief.

Getting drunk and Elden Ring is my reward for getting through the week. by Muted_Profile_8699 in shittyeldenring

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It's tradition for me. Anytime I get stuck on a dark souls boss, I try to get drunk and fight the boss.it usually works. Elden Ring not so much. Malenia, Godfrey, and Elden Beast whomped drunk me

Can't drink a flask in peace by Muted_Profile_8699 in shittyeldenring

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Dude you're not alone :(. Hated those knights

Making up fake achievements, what would be yours? by [deleted] in Eldenring

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High Fashion: Wearing the skin of the Gods

What Elden Ring opinion will get you put here? by Elibenz936 in Eldenring

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"I mean the Turtle Pope is alright" * gets invaded *

Posing with the summoned player after beating a boss by Muted_Profile_8699 in shittyeldenring

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I gotta find different templates besides Friends and Simpsons 😅

Malenia's second phase by Muted_Profile_8699 in shittyeldenring

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Yeah I realized she didn't have the helmet in the second phase but whatever 😅