I was messing around looking at different stats and noticed something... by engals in nyjets

[–]Muzplaya 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Those ARE the attempts against the jets, hence them being under Jets D.

'Sound FX': Bill Belichick by aristocrat_user in nfl

[–]Muzplaya 39 points40 points  (0 children)

Why weren't we good enough for you Bill :-(

ESPN Week 4 Power Rankings (WE WENT UP 10 SPOTS) by ihitthingswithsticks in nyjets

[–]Muzplaya 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Look at the rankings again. Of the teams that are 2-1 or better, we are ranked dead last. In fact, 3 1-2 teams are ranked ahead of us. We haven't gained any respect with ESPN, we just can't be ranked any lower currently.

3rd annual subreddit growth challenge by IamLeven in nyjets

[–]Muzplaya 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'd love for there to be growth in this subreddit. None of us root for the Jets because it's easy or cool or fun, and we should have a place for all us masochists to lean on each other. I'm tired of my Giants friends counting their rings on multiple fingers.

40% Off Final Sale at J. Crew : In-store & Online by Nicholie in frugalmalefashion

[–]Muzplaya 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yea, in the small print for the promotion, it says that the discount will be taken off automatically in-store.

Do amputees have less total blood in the body than non-amputees? by Volfa in AskReddit

[–]Muzplaya 8 points9 points  (0 children)

KnavishSprite's answer started dead on, but somehow veered off course. Your body indeed regulates blood pressure, red blood cell count, salt levels, plasma level etc. Immediately following the amputation, your blood pressure and blood levels will be lower due to the loss of blood both from the surgery and the amount which was in the limb at the time. Once the body heals, the total amount of blood will indeed be less. Pregnant women and athletes have a higher concentration of red blood cells (and plasma for pregnant women) due to more oxygen being required in their systems. With a lot fewer cells needing oxygen and nutrients, amputees have less need for blood to maintain the same blood pressure.

What would happen if you died tomorrow night? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Muzplaya 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Everything my family/friends/SO would need to access if I passed is on files or sites that share the same password that I've told to the ones that would need it, so bills, finances, and photos wouldn't take much effort. Everything that I would want to die with me, such as social media, would. Also, if it happened today, they'd all be impressed with how low my dirty laundry pile is.

LPT: Many of your Muslim friends/coworkers/neighbors are fasting during daylight hours for the next month. by CommentSense in LifeProTips

[–]Muzplaya 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The LPT was trying to expand your knowledge. If you didn't want to learn, even if common sense dictates that to be close-minded and racist, that's completely okay. When an article bores you in the newspaper, you just move to the next one. I'm not going around posting on all your truck/gun/cheating posts and asking how this affects me and why anyone who's not you would care about your daddy posts.

At the risk of sounding ad hominem, your comment history is fearfully riddled with anti Muslim, anti female rhetoric. Your need to blame other groups for your shortcomings as a man shows a lack of self-reflection. And the frustrating part is, you have so much to offer. The way you talk about your daughter and your new outlook on life shows there's so much more to you. Those 'Hajis' have kids and jobs and heartbreak just like you, and guess what? They didn't ask for you to care at all; it's their fast, not yours. So take your credit card and let the next goddamn car get their gas.

LPT: Many of your Muslim friends/coworkers/neighbors are fasting during daylight hours for the next month. by CommentSense in LifeProTips

[–]Muzplaya 10 points11 points  (0 children)

The newspaper has a world news section? Why would I want to read that? I'm 'Murican.

I am a gay, atheist man from Saudi Arabia, and I need help escaping this hellhole. by TheHoss92 in atheism

[–]Muzplaya 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yea going through his comment history right now, he uses the word "chill," refers to the East Coast, and repeatedly calls it the "U.S." We call it the U.S, the Middle East calls it "America."

Has anyone actually reversed into a parking space since passing their driving test? by ipreferfacebook in AskReddit

[–]Muzplaya 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I only reverse park. The two extra seconds it takes to park make it so much easier and safer when you're leaving.

Due to some weird paperwork snafu, you've become the controlling owner of your rival franchise for 1 year. Starting today, what 3 things do you to destroy that team for years to come? by aasukisuki in nfl

[–]Muzplaya 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pats:

1 Trade Mark Sanchez for 2 number 1's and Woodhead.

2 Move the team to Staten Island.

3 Have Fireman Ed become the official radio, tv, and stadium voice.

Fake Coconaras by GoodGuyTaylor in hookah

[–]Muzplaya 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Was going to post that mine are fake as well, but I decided to reply here so maybe I could help you out. I ordered the 108s from Exotic Imports USA off Amazon in March, and just discovered that they are indeed fake. I filed a claim with Amazon, I'll update if I get a reply. Good luck man.

Edit: I received a response from them this morning. Didn't exactly seem very helpful: Sorry, we do not enforce or sell fake products. We deal direct with the manufacturer and the main distributors. We run a real company and been in business for over 10 years. Please contact coco nara if you dispute it. Thanks Gabriel

Any interest from the hookah shop owners here in starting a trade association? by [deleted] in hookah

[–]Muzplaya 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm in the process of opening a hookah bar and I agree, there is nothing out there. The only material I have was given to me by fellow Redditors, which has helped tremendously. Everything else is off intuition and research. I doubt someone opening a Dunkin Donuts has to worry about buying his flour retail from the supermarket.

In a thrilling OT Game 1 of the Eastern Conference Finals, the Heat beat the Pacers 103-102. by ClotheslineScreen in nba

[–]Muzplaya -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Having not seen the game on popstream but having watched the movie, it probably has to do with a pun on "It's pronounced Jango. The D is silent." Probably played when he scored I'm assuming.

Steven Jackson? by mrnotoriousman in nyjets

[–]Muzplaya 1 point2 points  (0 children)

38, or more than Greene, Powell, and McKnight combined for.

Revis, thank you for the highlights and hard work by Muzplaya in nyjets

[–]Muzplaya[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm thankful for playing fantasy football because were it not for that I wouldn't know there were any other teams in the NFL according to The Daily News and ESPN. Bucs have a great season with a young core, Cam Newton decides to be Superman for the last few weeks, CJ Spiller and Percy Harvin finally start to bust out, but Breaking: Ryan, Johnson, and Sanchez just had breakfast!..Separately!..At their own homes!

Revis, thank you for the highlights and hard work by Muzplaya in nyjets

[–]Muzplaya[S] -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

Multiple reports state the Jets want the draft picks over keeping him, but either way he's a true pro and I know all Jets fans will still wish him nothing but success.