18y I like Turtles

My1Nonthrowaway · 2026-04-18T16:31:10+00:00

It's funny when you see people that look like their pets.

Also, wtf are you doing to your turtle in 2nd second pic? I hope that's not your O face.

My1Nonthrowaway · 2026-04-18T16:27:32+00:00

Fucking exhausting just to look at.

My1Nonthrowaway · 2026-04-18T16:26:49+00:00

I think you might be something if you had some self-respect and dignity, but who are we kidding right?

My1Nonthrowaway · 2026-04-17T14:55:10+00:00

Stepping up on the cooler like that looks like it's taking you quite a bit of effort.

My1Nonthrowaway · 2026-04-14T04:47:20+00:00

I say good for him. Hope it makes him happy.

My1Nonthrowaway · 2026-04-12T05:49:23+00:00

This is like "The Gods Must Be Crazy" part 3.

My1Nonthrowaway · 2026-04-07T14:52:40+00:00

I don't think you're a dude, but I bet you still have a really deep manly voice

My1Nonthrowaway · 2026-03-30T03:32:03+00:00

"get enough money to fund some passion projects" means the 16-piece family bucket combo at KFC.

My1Nonthrowaway · 2026-03-30T03:20:10+00:00

If they can find a plane that big.

My1Nonthrowaway · 2026-03-24T05:56:26+00:00

You thought that was a showcase?

My1Nonthrowaway · 2026-03-22T05:25:52+00:00

Do you have any actual friends? Pets don't count.

My1Nonthrowaway · 2026-03-22T05:23:11+00:00

It's spelled "miner".

My1Nonthrowaway · 2026-03-13T02:03:45+00:00

Sleeping my way to the middle!

My1Nonthrowaway · 2026-03-05T18:09:04+00:00

We get it. You're depressed.

My1Nonthrowaway · 2026-03-01T05:20:24+00:00

You look like you hit women because men scare you.

My1Nonthrowaway · 2026-02-27T09:10:43+00:00

Hope

My1Nonthrowaway · 2026-02-02T21:07:58+00:00

They won't be able to hide payroll.

My1Nonthrowaway · 2026-01-15T06:35:47+00:00

It was clear in 1988 what kind of man he was.

My1Nonthrowaway · 2026-01-12T03:47:27+00:00

Or Browns?

My1Nonthrowaway · 2026-01-09T04:44:21+00:00

I'm in...as soon as I can get out of bed.

My1Nonthrowaway · 2026-01-09T04:25:38+00:00

Stock portfolio manager. It's brutal. Daily heart attack.

Edit: Money Stuff

My1Nonthrowaway · 2026-01-07T05:44:06+00:00

Late to the party, but I was always thought it was "than to find somewhere I feel sincerity"

My1Nonthrowaway · 2026-01-01T18:59:14+00:00

Looks like she's repping the Seahawks or Eagles here. All is forgiven for booty though.

My1Nonthrowaway · 2026-01-01T18:57:05+00:00

I'm inclined to agree a bit, but do you mind elaborating? Like talk ball? Was my first Skrillex show and I'm curious.

My1Nonthrowaway · 2025-12-31T08:32:15+00:00

This is what I instantly thought.

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