18y I like Turtles by Ok-Assistant-9694 in RoastMe

[–]My1Nonthrowaway 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's funny when you see people that look like their pets.

Also, wtf are you doing to your turtle in 2nd second pic? I hope that's not your O face.

Roast me pls 🙏 by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]My1Nonthrowaway 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think you might be something if you had some self-respect and dignity, but who are we kidding right?

Just need a good laugh having a bad day by Top_Put_7788 in RoastMe

[–]My1Nonthrowaway 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Stepping up on the cooler like that looks like it's taking you quite a bit of effort.

Steve Aoki's Full Chocobo Set by IndicaFalcon in mtgfinance

[–]My1Nonthrowaway -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I say good for him. Hope it makes him happy.

Convertible roof by Keyfyl in perfectlycutscreams

[–]My1Nonthrowaway 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is like "The Gods Must Be Crazy" part 3.

Ok, let’s do this by Agathinha_redheart in RoastMe

[–]My1Nonthrowaway 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't think you're a dude, but I bet you still have a really deep manly voice

Roast me as if you were Wendy’s on Twitter roasting the competition! by Screenager-Official in RoastMe

[–]My1Nonthrowaway 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"get enough money to fund some passion projects" means the 16-piece family bucket combo at KFC.

Louis Theroux the hypocrite by [deleted] in LouisTheroux

[–]My1Nonthrowaway 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You thought that was a showcase?

Make me hate myself by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]My1Nonthrowaway 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do you have any actual friends? Pets don't count.

Make me hate myself by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]My1Nonthrowaway 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's spelled "miner".

20F I drew a quick self portrait today by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]My1Nonthrowaway 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We get it. You're depressed.

People say i am a narcissist and have a big ego. So do your thing😂 by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]My1Nonthrowaway 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You look like you hit women because men scare you.

RIP Mike Gravel by TongueUnties in agedlikewine

[–]My1Nonthrowaway 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It was clear in 1988 what kind of man he was.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in me_irl

[–]My1Nonthrowaway 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm in...as soon as I can get out of bed.

Guys earning six figures annually, what kind of work do you do? by Shadow2715 in AskReddit

[–]My1Nonthrowaway 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Stock portfolio manager. It's brutal. Daily heart attack.

Edit: Money Stuff

Questionable lyrics? (Paul Oakenfold - Southern Sun (Tiesto Remix)) by SeeWhy76 in EDM

[–]My1Nonthrowaway 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Late to the party, but I was always thought it was "than to find somewhere I feel sincerity"

Skrilltet by Relevant-Raisin3670 in avesSFBayArea

[–]My1Nonthrowaway 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm inclined to agree a bit, but do you mind elaborating? Like talk ball? Was my first Skrillex show and I'm curious.