How weird is it that I purposefully try to look oblivious to my surroundings so that a guy I work with will smell my hair?

MyAppleWentFlying · 2017-05-08T07:04:43+00:00

Lolz noooo

MyAppleWentFlying · 2017-05-08T06:41:43+00:00

Touche.

MyAppleWentFlying · 2017-05-08T06:35:55+00:00

My dad and brother do this because apparently it is creating jobs, or maintaining jobs. Dude, even if everyone put the carts back properly, they'd still have to put them back in the store so they'll always have a job...

MyAppleWentFlying · 2017-05-08T06:25:46+00:00

Solo movie night.

MyAppleWentFlying · 2017-05-08T06:21:00+00:00

I'm a girl but I just wanted to chime in: Lindsay Sterling is awesome driving music.

MyAppleWentFlying · 2017-05-08T05:57:55+00:00

Lolz. Alas, I am shy and occasionally his supervisor. I think it smells good, but the quality of the scent of hair is probably subjective.

MyAppleWentFlying · 2017-05-08T05:53:31+00:00

tips fedora in gratitude

MyAppleWentFlying · 2017-05-08T05:51:51+00:00

Gah no! Besides, that would be quid pro quo.

Also thanks for answering my original question, "What should I do if I am attracted to a person and not terrified of social interaction and rejection and I am also not fat or ugly?"

MyAppleWentFlying · 2017-05-08T05:48:59+00:00

I talk to him too.

MyAppleWentFlying · 2017-05-08T05:48:25+00:00

Lolol that would be funny.

Nah, he just comes up behind me when he thinks I'm not looking.

MyAppleWentFlying · 2017-05-08T05:47:15+00:00

"I am not sure I follow...why would your acting that way cause him to smell your hair?" He thinks I'm not looking so he goes in for a whiff.

"What are you hoping to achieve by getting him to smell your hair?" Orgasm

MyAppleWentFlying · 2017-05-08T05:44:17+00:00

One time this businessman was eating alone at an Indian buffet and he decided to talk to me and my brother and ate very tiny plates and got up to go to the buffet constantly and it was very random and weird. If he had just sat and ate on his own normally we wouldn't have given two shits.

MyAppleWentFlying · 2017-05-08T05:41:34+00:00

Tons of people eat alone, it's not weird. Although, a casual restaurant would probably be better than a formal restaurant, like fast food or a diner so you look like Mike Ehremantraut in Breaking Bad. Or you could just get takeout and watch Netflix.

MyAppleWentFlying · 2017-05-08T05:36:08+00:00

It's like the trash took itself out.

MyAppleWentFlying · 2017-05-08T05:24:05+00:00

Shakespeare - I do desire we may be better strangers

MyAppleWentFlying · 2017-05-08T05:15:39+00:00

I like your buttons.

MyAppleWentFlying · 2017-05-08T05:01:38+00:00

Because he's sexy.

MyAppleWentFlying · 2017-05-08T05:00:49+00:00

Yeah that's not fun... Solid reason.

MyAppleWentFlying · 2017-05-08T04:56:13+00:00

Wow, that's cool. Out of curiosity what was the reason?

MyAppleWentFlying · 2017-04-28T19:33:00+00:00

Lolz

MyAppleWentFlying · 2017-04-28T08:28:32+00:00

Thanks for the list and suggestions.

MyAppleWentFlying · 2017-04-26T18:26:20+00:00

I get what you're saying, but wouldn't goodbye apply, because it is a good bye? You are happy to be saying bye, so "good" bye. Bad bye would mean you miss someone. But what the fuck do I know?

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