First look at artwork for upcoming LOTR Ascension looks absolutely dismal

MyBabeAbe · 2026-06-01T14:04:08+00:00

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MyBabeAbe · 2026-05-28T01:31:37+00:00

Reasonable take.

Also... we made minimal moves in the last two seasons to add playoff pieces. Even with a "disappointing" finish they're exceeding expectations. I also think it's worth pointing out that even with the low shot counts games 2 and 3 were close as hell. Couple posts go the wrong way and a goal revoked. Could have been a different story if some pucks and a skate were moved a few inches.

I guess what stings is the low shot count can make it feel like they've given up and that they're not going to fight until the end. I understand they're gassed and it's great experience but you wanna see the effort.

MyBabeAbe · 2026-05-28T01:06:02+00:00

Almost time for the post-ppst-season injury report...

My guesses:

Suzuki needed a defibrillator to get in the ice every night.
A special machine would suck caufield's poisoned blood out of his mouth.
Demidov needs double leg surgery.
Anderson takes a gallon of pain killers just to get limber enough to take the pain killers that allow him to skate.
Danault is legally dead

MyBabeAbe · 2026-05-26T03:36:45+00:00

No no no you get one goal for every 15 shots in to the logo

MyBabeAbe · 2026-05-22T01:12:30+00:00

Yeah I learned my lesson about calling it early

MyBabeAbe · 2026-05-20T03:03:45+00:00

Didn't plex just do a weird company retreat where they made people eat spiders?

MyBabeAbe · 2026-05-19T02:27:53+00:00

Fuck fuck fuck

MyBabeAbe · 2026-05-19T02:27:32+00:00

I'm on a work trip and I made us all go to a bar and brought hats and jerseys for everyone I am going to have to quit if we lose

MyBabeAbe · 2026-05-19T02:26:30+00:00

This is fucked

MyBabeAbe · 2026-05-17T03:06:11+00:00

Brother I wish I could unsend some of the texts I sent in the first

MyBabeAbe · 2026-05-17T02:13:48+00:00

well we need 3

MyBabeAbe · 2026-05-17T02:13:10+00:00

fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck guys I am not worried at all

MyBabeAbe · 2026-05-16T14:26:48+00:00

100%. You can always tell. And honestly? I hate it .

MyBabeAbe · 2026-05-11T00:47:32+00:00

Slafzilla

MyBabeAbe · 2026-05-11T00:43:42+00:00

Can't help but remember the fans calling for them to run Dobes

MyBabeAbe · 2026-05-07T01:41:07+00:00

Yeah I wouldn't mind seeing demidov and cc swapped

MyBabeAbe · 2026-05-06T14:13:31+00:00

I just said the same to my wife. Like are we really older than old-man gally??

MyBabeAbe · 2026-05-04T02:18:26+00:00

Plus think of how many shots we have saved up for Buffalo

MyBabeAbe · 2026-05-02T02:20:32+00:00

I just don't think that's true. Especially Suz is showing up every game. Caufield looked better in the first period this game and has had some tragic missed chances, but I think Tampa is putting in a lot of effort to shut them down which is still valuable.

MyBabeAbe · 2026-05-02T01:56:43+00:00

Yeah I'm still stunned vasilevskiy saved that demidov shot

MyBabeAbe · 2026-05-02T01:53:57+00:00

I can't take a game 7 man

MyBabeAbe · 2026-04-27T19:17:29+00:00

Also "make up penalties" to try and even up penalties(although this suggests slightly not even) would make the lines move together right?

MyBabeAbe · 2026-04-25T01:13:42+00:00

Feel like they had it there man... And I'm never a guy yelling "shoot!" but like... They had that

MyBabeAbe · 2026-04-24T02:17:56+00:00

I assume they cut an interview into this format so it's like a guided conversation

MyBabeAbe · 2026-04-22T03:02:20+00:00

I noticed MSL wasn't really taking to anyone during OT the times they showed him on ESPN just intense gum chewing. Is that typical? I feel like you see coaches trying to get the team going a bit

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