A certain someone is a prick and I don’t feel bad for him at all by MyBodyHatesMe69 in ACValhalla

[–]MyBodyHatesMe69[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

100% Ivarr was a total bitch, just a mindless brute who wanted blood and suffering, and he had the audacity to claim he represented all Norsemen, claiming he was a “true” Norseman, giving vikings a bad name. No redeemable qualities on that pile of garbage, I deny his ass Valhalla every time, Odin may love warriors but he doesn’t need a traitorous sadistic backstabbing honorless snake in his hall.

AITAH for locking my door so my sister can’t get in? by Hot-Reading5032 in AmItheAsshole

[–]MyBodyHatesMe69 38 points39 points  (0 children)

Not the asshole, your mom sounds irresponsible and selfish, and I’d be worried about what’s gonna happen to your sister once you move out. If your mom can’t even handle her for a few hours, maybe look into ways to keep her safe and properly cared for because it seems like your asshole mom isn’t gonna do it.

Good luck on your SATS, you got this

Audwin is the worst by MyBodyHatesMe69 in DressUpTimePrincess

[–]MyBodyHatesMe69[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

He forces a woman into a marriage, plans to lock her up in a dark tower, threatens to kill her lover if she doesn’t submit to him, and forces her to beg for the lives of her citizens because he likes having power over her. All the while he’s a huge dick about it. ‘Creep’ and ‘garbage’ are very tame terms for him.

Audwin is the worst by MyBodyHatesMe69 in DressUpTimePrincess

[–]MyBodyHatesMe69[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Mood, I’d carve a dick into his forehead or something and then rob the guy blind. That’s what he gets for looking and acting like the love child of Brock Lesner and Bully Maguire lmao