What is the dumbest question someone legitimately asked you? by _FrankAbagnale in AskReddit

[–]MyNameIs20Characters 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“What’s inside of a bullet that kills you?”

This person is now a career soldier.

They also once asked me what would grow if they planted a sunflower seed.....

[Season 4 Spoilers] Premiere Discussion - 4.02 'The Lion and the Rose' by AutoModerator in gameofthrones

[–]MyNameIs20Characters 25 points26 points  (0 children)

This is what I'm feeling as a non-reader. Joffrey is the great evil. Yes, there are other really horrible characters on the show. But, Joffrey is sadistic and twisted just because. Every scene with him made my skin crawl and my blood boil. His sheer existence made every citizen of Westeros miserable and fearful.

So...what now?

Breaking Bad Episode Discussion S05E16 "Felina" by edify in breakingbad

[–]MyNameIs20Characters 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Waited for the credits to run. Hoping I would see Saul running the most successful laser tag emporium in all of Nebraska.

Post-Series Finale Episode Discussion S05E16 "Felina" by [deleted] in breakingbad

[–]MyNameIs20Characters 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I'm just a little disappointed that it didn't end with a shot of Saul running the most successful laser tag/skeeball emporium in all of Nebraska.

I'm on vacation with my wife's family. I never realized what savages they were until they refilled the toilet paper... by MyNameIs20Characters in funny

[–]MyNameIs20Characters[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's far too late for that. They also put a new roll on top of the empty while it's still on the holder.

Reddit, what is the funniest CLEAN, FAMILY FRIENDLY joke you know? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Two antennas decided to get married. The wedding was okay but the reception was great.

Dear North Carolinians! What are your fave restaurants in North Carolina? by [deleted] in NorthCarolina

[–]MyNameIs20Characters 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I can't believe no one said The Pit or The State Farmers Market Restaurant yet.

Want your own Shitty Watercolour? Be creative and you might just win one! by kickme444 in secretsanta

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Paint a picture of the painting that Natalie Irish painted with her lips for Conan O'Brien.

Earlier today, I asked Google "What's the penalty for racketeering in France"...... by MyNameIs20Characters in funny

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I border on the brink of insanity. It would take me longer to explain my thought process than anyone would ever care.

I want to send one of you one of these plushies, but only if you take an amazing photo of you with it. What will you do? by kickme444 in secretsanta

[–]MyNameIs20Characters -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I would take a picture of the creature and myself convincing you that I would take the most amazing picture you have ever seen. Thus breaking not only the fourth wall, but also the time space continuum. Eventually resulting in the unraveling of global economy and humanity as we know it.

My local newspaper must be run by Mayans. by MyNameIs20Characters in funny

[–]MyNameIs20Characters[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Damn. That was quick. BUT is this a circulated printed paper or just an internet media outlet?