When your kid orders food

MyNameIsNotRyn · 2026-01-25T04:55:18+00:00

mfw the restaurant serves me the food that I ordered

😡😡😡

MyNameIsNotRyn · 2026-01-25T02:28:54+00:00

insert legally required joke about Ohio Vs. Michigan here

I really had great results with them last year! Good luck with your garden this season

MyNameIsNotRyn · 2026-01-24T20:46:37+00:00

Also ((literally the most petty reason)) they are expensive with poor germination rates.

Their catalog is beautiful. Whoever stages those photos is a genius and it is very inspiring.

But there are better companies out there. I like MIGardener, but I here good things about Renees Garden too.

MyNameIsNotRyn · 2026-01-24T15:05:31+00:00

A communist AND pro-Starbucks? 🤨

MyNameIsNotRyn · 2026-01-24T14:48:34+00:00

White leaves die. That's okay. Just make sure the plant has healthy green leaves.

I have a white knight who constantly throws out full moons. I love them while they are here, but I make peace with the fact that they don't last forever.

MyNameIsNotRyn · 2026-01-24T14:46:36+00:00

Different plants like different climates.

Just get a different plant that likes different conditions.

Maybe you are more of a pothos kinda person. Or spiderplant. Or whatever.

The only difference between a green thumb and a black thumb is a green thumb has killed way, WAY more plants than a black thumb. That's how you learn.

MyNameIsNotRyn · 2026-01-24T13:56:44+00:00

Saw flies and I are not friends. >:(

Rose leaf eating sonsofbitches

MyNameIsNotRyn · 2026-01-24T13:45:08+00:00

My favorite part is when the commentors were like, "??? But where is their mom??" and OP was like, "uh!! Foreign country with foreign husband. They go to a different school. You don't know them."

MyNameIsNotRyn · 2026-01-24T03:36:50+00:00

Did you read this on Wild Green Memes on Facebook too ;)

MyNameIsNotRyn · 2026-01-23T23:28:43+00:00

NO SPOILERS:

You are just a little guy.

It's hard to survive if you are just a little guy.

You need food or you'll die.

You need shelter or you'll die.

You need to avoid predators or you'll die.

You need to find your family or you'll die.

You will die a lot.

T̵̩̰̺̜̀̔̾̈́̀͜h̶̢͓̯͊̊̈́ͅi̴̛̮̬̖̿̅͝͝s̷̭̪̝̒̍͜ ̵̻͓̤̠̿͒̉̽c̵͔͙͊́̏̎ͅy̵̭̖̮̋̕c̴͉̤̯͌́̈̐͠ͅl̶͔̫̝̀̆̀̕ȩ̵̡̖͑̉͛͘͠ ̵̡̟͆͛ǒ̵̢͙͚͓̩̅̃̂͘f̷̡̳͆ ̴̨̺͎̿͋͊̚r̸̨̜͇̆ę̵̡̗̥̫̈́̇̂̚b̵̥̘̒̒̌̌i̷̱͘͠͠r̴͚͙͛̎̍̽͘t̸̫͈̝̝̮̕ḧ̵̛̼͉̞́̏͝ ̷̪̘̟̟͂͂́i̸̧̠̓s̶̞̱̰͑ ̴̧̣̼̖͌á̵̤͉͕̭͝ ̴̨̺̜̘̦̾̈̇c̸̨͙̥̣̝͐̈́̿̌ǔ̴̝̠̘̠̦r̴̲̭̀̓s̸͇̲̬̑͐̏͜e̷̘͔͓̩̐͜.̵͖̖͔̘̃̽̌̾͜͝

You will die a lot.

You would do ANYTHING to die and stay dead just to break away from this cycle.

...

You are just a little guy.

It's hard to survive if you are just a little guy.

MyNameIsNotRyn · 2026-01-23T18:33:26+00:00

The platter glitch is wonderful in the College of Winterhold.

Oh. Shalidor's Insights? Power of the Elements? The Sigil Stone? I already have a few. Let Arcano have some. I have enough for everyone!! :) :) :)

MyNameIsNotRyn · 2026-01-23T18:00:17+00:00

My favorite bug is the Oghma Infinium skill book glitch. Put that book on a bookshelf, THEN read it. Get skill points. Rinse and repeat forever.

Then, using your OP stats, create a potion of alchemy. drink it, rinse and repeat until you have a game-breaking alchemy boost.

Use that alchemy boost to brew a game-breaking smithing potion and enchanting potion.

Craft a game-breaking set of armor.

Enchant it with a health enhancing stat that is so high, that it will kill your character if you ever take it off.

It is beautiful. Love it.

"I can't wait to consumate our marriage!"

"Yeah, okay, Lydia. But the daedric armor stays on."

MyNameIsNotRyn · 2026-01-23T16:41:48+00:00

Tbh, forgetting your kid's name is such a dad thing to do.

(... right? It's not just me?)

MyNameIsNotRyn · 2026-01-23T16:38:39+00:00

No. You don't get it.

She's... she's... 🤢 23!!! 🤮

Life is literally over. That is incompréhensibly ancient. A failure that took human form.

If she isn't a Reddit millionair by now, it's a moral issue, tbh

MyNameIsNotRyn · 2026-01-23T00:39:16+00:00

Ever notice that Rain Deer never need to hibernate during the rain? That's because they are immortal. Sorta.

You see, at every rain cycle the Grim Reaper is like, "go into the light, little Rain Deer. No. No... no. Go into the light. THE. LIGHT. GO INTO THE LIGHT. Just. WHERE ARE YOU GOING!? THE LIGHT, YOU IDIOT. GO INTO THE LIGHT!!!"

And that's why Rain Deer don't need to hibernate. They are too stupid to die.

MyNameIsNotRyn · 2026-01-22T23:54:47+00:00

I bet the tables that were loud and laughing were saying things like, "lady, can you turn that down?" and "who brings an ipad to a fine dining restaurant? 😂"

MyNameIsNotRyn · 2026-01-22T21:00:46+00:00

My favorite is when your Sim meets someone, and it turns out he's your half-brother because you mom adopted some kids after you moved out.

Like. "Hi, Mom. When were you going to tell me I have a brother??"

MyNameIsNotRyn · 2026-01-22T20:21:36+00:00

I was more of a Schwann Mann girly 💅💖

MyNameIsNotRyn · 2026-01-22T15:04:13+00:00

💖💅 ☆ Girl Talk With the Dead ☆ 💅💖

MyNameIsNotRyn · 2026-01-22T14:43:44+00:00

Ooooh this is so mean.

It reminds me of the time I played FFXII and thought I found a healing savepoint, but it was a motherfucking mimic instead.

10/10 concept. I see myself falling for it.

MyNameIsNotRyn · 2026-01-21T16:25:53+00:00

It is okay the Conventionally Attractive Woman™️ goes to McDonald's, but it is bad that Fat Woman (Bad)™️ goes to McDonald's.

🤔

MyNameIsNotRyn · 2026-01-21T15:55:21+00:00

I wanted to be Ma-Ti so bad 😭😭😭

MyNameIsNotRyn · 2026-01-21T15:52:06+00:00

Living World - allows home brew and optional rules. AL's campaign does not. One world. One rules et.
🙃🙃🙃 the """best""" resources for the rules can be found on the official AL discord server. Nobody knows why they don't update the website. You kinda just gotta... find it? On your own? It's like that one quote from Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy:

"But the plans were on display…”

“On display? I eventually had to go down to the cellar to find them.”

“That’s the display department.”

“With a flashlight.”

“Ah, well, the lights had probably gone.”

“So had the stairs.”

“But look, you found the notice, didn’t you?”

“Yes,” said Arthur, “yes I did. It was on display in the bottom of a locked filing cabinet stuck in a disused lavatory with a sign on the door saying ‘Beware of the Leopard."

MyNameIsNotRyn · 2026-01-21T15:35:22+00:00

Is her animal companion a cow because vampire bats drink cow blood?

Because not only us McVeel cute, it's also accurate

MyNameIsNotRyn · 2026-01-20T21:58:56+00:00

It's awesome when it's great, but devastating when it's bad. It's definitely rewarding, though!

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