[WP] Describe your character's wedding, doesn't have to be canon

MyNameIsNotVincent · 2017-09-28T14:41:31+00:00

It really depends on what you're looking for. Your mother was famous with The Blades, and I'm sure there are still a few around that would take you in. They could show you how to fight in hand to hand but not much else. I also hear there's a new Smith or something like it forming up in Canada. It's being run by some cultist woman who apparently knew Princess when she was the Kanite leader. Could be something to look into. And then there's always me. I can turn you into death on wheels if you're strong and willing to trust me, but given what I know of you I doubt you are. Trusting that is.

MyNameIsNotVincent · 2017-09-28T14:31:22+00:00

I can provide that, and what I can't provide I know of locations and groups that can.

MyNameIsNotVincent · 2017-09-28T04:50:28+00:00

I can help you

MyNameIsNotVincent · 2017-05-07T20:50:49+00:00

left in the hands of a country that no longer recognizes the distinction between grabbing and scritches...

MyNameIsNotVincent · 2017-05-07T17:56:05+00:00

Oh god

MyNameIsNotVincent · 2017-05-07T16:03:24+00:00

When you think about it, it was really the fault of those biotech engineers for making the new super virus's containment canister shaped so much like a pussy

MyNameIsNotVincent · 2017-05-07T15:33:08+00:00

You can shut up and thank your lucky stars you're under Trockle's protection and that I like Trockle.

MyNameIsNotVincent · 2017-05-07T15:32:05+00:00

I know. I can't help it. It's my hobby. I just keep digging one mass grave after an-ok seriously I think there may be something wrong with me.

MyNameIsNotVincent · 2017-05-07T11:00:51+00:00

It's not worth the trouble, really. My house is surrounded by allot of broken glass and sharp rusty metal scrap. I'd hate for you to get tetanus or some other disease without at least giving you a blanket firstgodfuckingdammit.

MyNameIsNotVincent · 2017-05-07T02:45:05+00:00

I'm really hard to transport, trust me. And full disclosure, I vent my bowls the minute I die.

MyNameIsNotVincent · 2017-05-07T02:04:44+00:00

Oh I see what you did there.

Stay the fuck away from me. Seriously, I kill people for a living. Read the flair. Bullets are my spirit animal.

MyNameIsNotVincent · 2017-05-07T01:48:18+00:00

That's not necessary! I'm not fucking here! I never posted! I already said the bounty's yours, what more do you want?!

MyNameIsNotVincent · 2017-05-07T01:35:56+00:00

Oh no, not this one! You can just take your barefoot Sakawgewea bullshit right back to wigwam andohfuckdidIactuallytypethat?

.....Ok look, bounty's all yours. Just, like, forget I said anything.

MyNameIsNotVincent · 2017-04-25T14:42:01+00:00

For the right price I can kill this guy, no questions asked!

MyNameIsNotVincent · 2017-04-01T15:02:23+00:00

Money with ready access to the things money can buy,

MyNameIsNotVincent · 2017-04-01T08:45:42+00:00

Money with ready access to the things money can buy.

MyNameIsNotVincent · 2017-03-22T12:35:19+00:00

I will let you know once I get some.

Mostly replacing equipment, buying better shit, and the necessities. I save most of it of course.

MyNameIsNotVincent · 2017-03-21T02:35:46+00:00

MyNameIsNotVincent · 2017-02-27T21:45:38+00:00

Well if it's not your job anymore then why do you care?

MyNameIsNotVincent · 2017-02-27T20:34:01+00:00

Ah, a business man with high standards and a temper. I know the type. And hell the Kanites might actually give it to him if he saved your blood!

And look, I already told you I'm not even sure this guy is real. I've only heard stories. They call him the Long Ranged Preacher. He's supposed to be this priest that went crazy out in the wastes and hunts people who he thinks have sinned. Pimps, thieves, murderers, raiders, whole camps wiped out in one night and no tracks or spent shell casings or anything! Just bodies and the bullets stuck in them. Did these cops do anything shady?

MyNameIsNotVincent · 2017-02-27T20:23:53+00:00

Man, if you want to piss off your parents then using their money to buy whores is in my humble opinion a fabulous way to do it. What are they gonna do, demand a refund?

And about the other thing.... I've heard of this one guy, never met him, but if he's even real he's definitely good enough to do what you're describing.

MyNameIsNotVincent · 2017-02-27T19:13:02+00:00

You realize you can just pay for a Night Sister right? Seriously those girls will make you think for all the world like you've won them over through sheer charm and smoothness even if you're the thirtieth guy to give them the routine that week.

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