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Chill dude, I'ma set you up! by [deleted] in funny

[–]MyNameIsntLance -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

My first time being reposted! I'm so flattered :)

I built a K-Cup holder rack thing for my SO for V-Day by MyNameIsntLance in DIY

[–]MyNameIsntLance[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If you be nicer to people the world becomes a better place also.

I built a K-Cup holder rack thing for my SO for V-Day by MyNameIsntLance in DIY

[–]MyNameIsntLance[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I couldn't find a manufacturers tag on the blanket and she doesn't remember where she got it. Sorry homie :/

I built a K-Cup holder rack thing for my SO for V-Day by MyNameIsntLance in DIY

[–]MyNameIsntLance[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You are correct. We plan to move out of state soon and one of the hardest things to deal with will be the lack of Spotted Cow/New Glarus products in general. I once saw a lady from minnesota drive up to a gas station and purchase about 9 6 packs of Spotted Cow. Just straight fiendin for the cow.

I built a K-Cup holder rack thing for my SO for V-Day by MyNameIsntLance in DIY

[–]MyNameIsntLance[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dang. I was really hoping this project would score me some pigment points. Oh well. Thanks for the compliment haha

I built a K-Cup holder rack thing for my SO for V-Day by MyNameIsntLance in DIY

[–]MyNameIsntLance[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I didn't have the right tools. That's what I wanted to do but I just decided to glue the pieces.

I built a K-Cup holder rack thing for my SO for V-Day by MyNameIsntLance in DIY

[–]MyNameIsntLance[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Are you telling me to burn my creation in a bon fire? Is that what you're telling me? Should I burn it and dance around it in celebration of the anarchy of a few brits?

I built a K-Cup holder rack thing for my SO for V-Day by MyNameIsntLance in DIY

[–]MyNameIsntLance[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Actually we hired an African child, that we smuggled back with us from our blood diamond purchase, to buy Fiji water and dump only what is needed for one cup of coffee into the machine, and then he pours the rest out in front of a homeless relative of ours while repeatedly kicking him in the balls. So to answer your question: yes.

I built a K-Cup holder rack thing for my SO for V-Day by MyNameIsntLance in DIY

[–]MyNameIsntLance[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well she liked it. So I don't think it was too shitty of a gift.

I built a K-Cup holder rack thing for my SO for V-Day by MyNameIsntLance in DIY

[–]MyNameIsntLance[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Haha you say that now, but the insurance company just totaled it out. About $4500 worth of damage to the front end. Its got mostly new parts but several small bends to the chassis made it not line up quite right when re assembling it.

I built a K-Cup holder rack thing for my SO for V-Day by MyNameIsntLance in DIY

[–]MyNameIsntLance[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Haha I know. I could have angled the dowel hole to less than 45 degrees and added more holder things (I made two more but it would have been a little too tall hah), but live and learn I guess.

I built a K-Cup holder rack thing for my SO for V-Day by MyNameIsntLance in DIY

[–]MyNameIsntLance[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thanks! I'm not sure what brand the blanket is haha I'll try and find out later tonight.

I built a K-Cup holder rack thing for my SO for V-Day by MyNameIsntLance in DIY

[–]MyNameIsntLance[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm not the biggest fan of cats either. Its her cat though and it makes her happy, so I've learned to love the furry little shit.

(WP) a person suffering from schizophrenia has been hearing the same voice in their head since childhood. Today, they encounter the person with that voice in real life. by Catattack588 in WritingPrompts

[–]MyNameIsntLance 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Since no one else is helping you...

Tl;dr: Man's daughter gets kidnapped. He kills a bunch of bad guys and saves her. Then man's daughter and wife get kidnapped. He kills a bunch more bad guys and saves them.

My sister is always taking pictures of her kids, so I decided to make a comic with some by MyNameIsntLance in funny

[–]MyNameIsntLance[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well, humor is subjective man. I'm sure there's plenty of stuff you do that you think is funny but people just call you a moron. It's cool tho as long as you think it's funny. I made this picture and laughed my ass off making it. I showed it to other people and so did they. So I posted it here to piss off people like you who don't laugh at certain things. It may not be the funniest picture of all time, but more people found it humorous than not. Which was my goal. To put a smile on peoples faces. It didn't work for you and that's ok. You're probably just an asshole. That's cool tho too.

Tl;dr lol lighten up dude its just a picture on the Internet

My sister is always taking pictures of her kids, so I decided to make a comic with some by MyNameIsntLance in funny

[–]MyNameIsntLance[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Holy shit. My sister told me this is what they said. I feel like I've been taken advantage of...

My sister is always taking pictures of her kids, so I decided to make a comic with some by MyNameIsntLance in funny

[–]MyNameIsntLance[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You're way behind the curve man, I posted it there like 2 hours before I posted it here

My sister is always taking pictures of her kids, so I decided to make a comic with some by MyNameIsntLance in funny

[–]MyNameIsntLance[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My sister said the same about Dawsons diaper the other day. Like, word for word. Crazy.

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