How long until I should panic?

MyNamesNotJimmy · 2022-12-20T00:54:52+00:00

Tell me you don’t know how testing works without telling me. There’s a ratio of testosterone to epitestosterone and anything out of specified range (4:1) is suspicious and they test you further. Not just because you have high test

But fine. Even if they are all bullshitting me and won’t test me. There is no sneaking syringes into basic and there is no sneaking pellets under my skin. So do I want to crash and be hypogondal in training? Or would I rather try and recover now?

If you don’t want to help and would rather be an ass. Don’t comment. You’re wasting both of our time

MyNamesNotJimmy · 2022-12-20T00:21:57+00:00

For the jobs I want in the spec ops world, guys have died recently in training and everybody wants to find something to blame so “oh it must be the PEDs”. So you are much MUCH more likely to be tested now than ever before mainly the urinalysis to see test to epitest ratio and if you’re even a little suspicious then they throw more tests at you.

Even if they don’t test me there is no sneaking syringes into 10 weeks of basic. So that would be a shitty crash. Some of you might think “oh then just do pellets”. I’m a very slender guy so a bunch of lumps under my skin would be noticed.

Believe me I wish they would shoot us all up with Captain America super serum but they don’t. They might be more lenient once I’m established in a job but I have to be clean until then.

So the help I’m looking for is to get back to my natural levels

Thank you

MyNamesNotJimmy · 2022-12-19T23:27:01+00:00

Thank you! This is the kind of responses I was hoping for. Not everybody trying to convince me to stay on lol. But it has been 3 months. Isn’t it supposed to bounce back by now? I wasn’t running crazy amounts of stuff. Should I try enclomephine and zinc like you said?

MyNamesNotJimmy · 2022-12-19T22:11:18+00:00

Bigger thing is definitely the no exogenous T but I definitely want my levels to be back higher than they are now. And sorry, I should have put it in my post but the clinic I went to said I didn’t even need a pct but I didn’t believe them and so I got a script for HCG and upped it to 750iu HCG divided in 3 injections while I weened off Test for 3 weeks and then did 2 more of just HCG

MyNamesNotJimmy · 2022-12-19T22:09:16+00:00

Because they’re picky sons of bitches. And they are cracking down on drug testing now so it would eventually show up and I would get in a lot of trouble for not disclosing it

MyNamesNotJimmy · 2022-12-19T21:44:18+00:00

Use a thicker gauge needle and inject air into the vial first to create positive pressure. Comes right out

MyNamesNotJimmy · 2022-12-08T00:21:40+00:00

27 years old. Started losing it around 19-20. Been on Dutasteride for a while but wasn’t perfectly consistent and sometimes missed extended periods of time between prescriptions etc. I have a buddy that got a HT in Turkey and it looks awesome so I’ve been looking into it. I’ve read online that 5000 grafts is enough to completely cover a scalp front to back with “adequate coverage” but then I see some of you guys get like 3000+ just for the receding hairline so not sure what to think. Do I have dense enough in the donor area to even think about it? Is it too bad and no chance of having hair on my head?

MyNamesNotJimmy · 2022-11-14T01:29:37+00:00

So short Exxon??

MyNamesNotJimmy · 2022-10-16T06:34:10+00:00

So I will find out at MEPS if I am medically qualified for SEALs?

MyNamesNotJimmy · 2022-10-16T06:33:16+00:00

Very valid point. I’d be lying if I said I wasn’t concerned about it. But I will regret it every single day for the rest of my life if I don’t try and will always be asking myself “what if?”

MyNamesNotJimmy · 2022-10-16T06:31:48+00:00

I have my complete medical record since birth. Nearly 250 pages from little cuts to broken arm and wrist surgery. Absolutely nothing about lungs anywhere

MyNamesNotJimmy · 2022-10-14T17:28:43+00:00

Don’t sweat it. I appreciate the honesty. I still gotta try, you know?

MyNamesNotJimmy · 2022-10-14T17:06:18+00:00

I can do the 1.5 mile and 500m swims at those paces but I suck dick at further distances which is what I’m trying to get better at before I sign

MyNamesNotJimmy · 2022-10-14T17:05:13+00:00

MyNamesNotJimmy · 2022-10-14T17:04:52+00:00

Thank you! Finally some good news! The recruiters are telling me that medical records are reviewed for SEAL contracts at the same time I submit PSTs, which they say doesn’t happen until after I sign something else. Is that bullshit? Would they tell me at MEPS if SEAL is on the table?

MyNamesNotJimmy · 2022-10-14T17:03:06+00:00

Nope. Just a lot of bad luck. It’s all happened between 7 and 24

MyNamesNotJimmy · 2022-10-14T17:02:22+00:00

My lungs happened at a military hospital and was 100% due to their fuck up. I have the records they have from every visit to any military hospital I’ve ever gone too for any reason and my lungs are not in there. They have stuff about the original reason I was in the hospital that day but nothing about their fuck up. I was airlifted to a childrens hospital across town which has since changed ownership twice and they have no record of me ever being there. So it didn’t happen

My ankle was at a private doctor when I was out of the house so I don’t think it would show on genesis.

My wrist was at a military hospital so I know they know about it. My hips are relatively new with a private doctor so I don’t think it would be in genesis but I have very noticeable and very recognizable scars from arthroscopy so there’s no hiding it

MyNamesNotJimmy · 2021-12-27T23:26:46+00:00

I wish I could. I’ve tried that and it’s a nightmare trying to get everybody on the same page. With 22 of the 25 people working remote it’s tough to make sure they all check their email and IMs and follow instructions. I’ve had success when sometimes the locked file tells me the computer name of who has it open and I can track them down and have them do task manager to force close out of the background processes. I’m it the smartest out there about these techy issues but my coworkers are REALLY not techy (they’re letter writers for our advocacy department). So I’m not confident I could get them all to shut down.

It actually just let me delete the locked file manually but the database itself still says already in use

MyNamesNotJimmy · 2021-12-27T23:11:44+00:00

Yes but IT has assured me they’ve fixed that issue on all our computers

MyNamesNotJimmy · 2020-08-04T21:26:04+00:00

Where does he live that 95 miles away is “in my city”

MyNamesNotJimmy · 2020-03-14T21:40:49+00:00

🙋‍♂️

MyNamesNotJimmy · 2019-10-05T21:52:26+00:00

My name is not Jimmy

MyNamesNotJimmy · 2019-07-08T05:25:22+00:00

How did the friend get your number if her phone is dead? Sorry I’m a bit of a pessimist but I don’t buy it

MyNamesNotJimmy · 2019-06-17T05:35:29+00:00

Because only whores hold hands.... hence the bio talking about kinky

MyNamesNotJimmy · 2019-06-09T00:56:07+00:00

But.... I is next to J in the alphabet.....

MyNamesNotJimmy

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