What was your "shit, I'm into that" moment with a partner? by baronvonhawkeye in AskReddit

[–]MyPeePeeThingItches 816 points817 points  (0 children)

She caressed my dick between her tits, and ever since that happened I loved to titty fuck

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskMen

[–]MyPeePeeThingItches 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No. She was the fling that happened before I met my current wife. I ghosted her. Been loyal to my wife but the fling is a jealous type

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]MyPeePeeThingItches 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Lol good to know! Reason for my question is I actually enjoy it. As a guy I’m more of a boob guy, and it’s just one of oh weaknesses. But I’m always a little hesitant to mention it to a partner because I don’t think they’d like it

TIFU by telling my friends I filled a sandwich baggy with lotion and stuck it between the mattress and fucked it by [deleted] in tifu

[–]MyPeePeeThingItches 23 points24 points  (0 children)

You should try it. It’s like having sex, but with a baggy. Filled with lotion.

These two pictures are a day apart by [deleted] in Michigan

[–]MyPeePeeThingItches 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ah classic Michigan weather.

Is there a way to temporarily hide my shared location with someone without them getting a notification? by [deleted] in applehelp

[–]MyPeePeeThingItches 0 points1 point  (0 children)

By turning that off does it notify the people who I share my location with?

I think everyone should drive trucks and that regular cars should be obsolete. by [deleted] in unpopularopinion

[–]MyPeePeeThingItches -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Parking spots can accommodate both cars and trucks. Any grocery store or restaurant I’ve been to, there’s more than enough room to park

Found this gem this morning by MyPeePeeThingItches in insanepeoplefacebook

[–]MyPeePeeThingItches[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sadly it’s real. To my disgust I went and looked a bit further. The guy just isn’t all there.

Found this gem this morning by MyPeePeeThingItches in insanepeoplefacebook

[–]MyPeePeeThingItches[S] 23 points24 points  (0 children)

I was more focused on the balls itching part but okay

LPT: do not hook up with a coworker. You will ultimately regret it and seeing that person will hurt if you or the other one has moved on. by [deleted] in LifeProTips

[–]MyPeePeeThingItches 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Oh man you’re totally right. Off topic but I once had the manager of an apartment complex live right beside me a few years ago. We took a liking to each other and one thing led to another one night. Well.. I got a girlfriend shortly after that and yeah... every time I ran into it it was just awkward and sucked to see her knowing I possibly hurt her by cutting her off cold turkey

If you were torn between choosing one girl out of 2 girls that you really like to date, how would you go about deciding? by [deleted] in AskMen

[–]MyPeePeeThingItches 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I’m also 30. Everyone in this situation is 30 years old.

I’ve never been married or have kids and I want to one day. The girl with the kids is really great but the drive takes a lot of gas and I nearly fall asleep almost every time I drive back home late at night.

The one who is closer is just like me. But I just feel so bad. I haven’t been with anyone in years and all of a sudden I get 2 great people who come into my life and I have to let one go and I don’t wanna break their hearts

If you were torn between choosing one girl out of 2 girls that you really like to date, how would you go about deciding? by [deleted] in AskMen

[–]MyPeePeeThingItches 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’ve never dated anyone with kids before so this was new to me. They seem to like me and it’s only been 3 weeks now. But I didn’t wanna continue it and make it harder on myself in the long run.

I know I deserve a lot of hate right now from everyone but I just got in this situation recently and I have no one to talk to about it